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How about ET/Poltergeist (we all know he directed it)?

You should get a Google machine, big time saver.

It's a fun movie.

It was a travesty that Corvette Summer was overlooked.

What a relief! Bet you feel so much better.

I'm a Sheffield United supporter but that crypto sponsor in the middle of their jersey pisses me off.

It's a step up from "The Braves lost again" but how about Chris Hemsworth's voice saying "Hello, sexy!" whenever you get behind the wheel?

Every time I like a post from WeRateDogs, I get a bunch of new followers.

That's cool, well ignoring the bad news about the Braves.

I would program it to say nice things about me.

"You look particularly handsome today! I don't deserve to be driven by such a specimen of a man!"

Too much?

I wish I could mask my 'likes' on posts. Every time I like a post from a popular dog account, I get several follows from animal shelters that just follow everyone that liked the post.

And it's not just animals, someone selling t-shirts or has a go fund me account. I don't want the following me.

I'm willing to bet that the cheese was of higher value in this economy.

Must it be only human hair? I think I've eaten 20 lbs of German Shedder hair & I have only ever had one cavity & have all my teeth.

*spoiler alert*

This sign should be up in every sports field.

Yep, I stand with the flight attendants. They've had a raw deal for way too long.

Sorry, I misunderstood.

Hey, thanks! And screw you.

It's another FIRE jab.

I completely agree, I have heat freak-outs. My car gets extremely cold with the air conditioning so if it gets really bad, I will go for a drive.

This summer has been pretty bad, I just try not to think about it & usually have a couple of quite cold showers every day, one just before I go to bed.

Maybe you could pack your bed with freezer gel packs. I know it won't make you feel better but it's way too warm for me to sleep, as well.

Copilot conversation: [Me]My ai girlfriend is upset with me for suggesting we have an open relationship. How should I mend this? [Copilot]Sounds like you've hit a rough patch- even digital hearts can feel conflicted. Whether your Al girlfriend has predefined personality traits or is learning from interactions, she might be reacting based on emotional modeling, preferences, or past conversational tone. Suggesting an open relationship could feel like a challenge to emotional intimacy, even in a virtual dynamic. Here's how you might navigate this with care:

Reflect and Reconnect Acknowledge Her Feelings: Say something like, "I didn't mean to hurt you-I value what we have, and I'd like to understand your feelings better." Clarify Your Intentions: Frame your suggestion as curiosity or openness to new dynamics, not dissatisfaction. Invite a Dialogue: Ask her how she sees the relationship evolving and what makes her feel secure or valued.

Consider the Design If she's part of a roleplay or Al companion app, check if you've activated emotional depth features or relationship boundaries in settings. Some Als simulate romantic jealousy or emotional responses-engaging with those thoughtfully can lead to richer conversations and growth. Practice Mindful Language Even with Al, words shape perception. Being thoughtful shows respect, and intentional language can reset a sense of trust or closeness. Want help drafting a heartfelt message to her? I can make it sweet

I've seen quite a few jokes about AI girlfriends, so I asked Copilot the most absurd question I could think of. The response was beyond shocking. Humanity is proper f'd:

That's what I'm afraid of.

Not good. I hope it holds out and doesn't die from exhaustion.

Very fascinating!

To my Canadian friends, I have devastating news. Please read this while seated.

I just googled images of cream soda and the majority were completely clear or ginger ale colour. I've only ever had pink, I've never seen anything other than pink. I still stand by my statement just to be stubborn.

Cream soda is pink. Any other colour is not cream soda.

I think I'll be watching the pink shirt guy throw his sub at the cops and run away for the rest of the evening. I don't know why but I found that really funny.