jorbït

im like a professor

when I smoked weed before it was sad but when I smoke weed now it’s classy and adult

the problem w looking for your glasses is that you need your glasses

jfk = just fucking kidding

every person on bluesky is 45 years old

debí tirar menos fotos tbh

everyone on raya was in the epstein files

it’s so cool to know a baby

kids doing gymnastics should be illegal

im like the lebron james of not giving a f***

messaging someone on Facebook is the horniest thing you can do

a crush makes anyone a celebrity

why do cats sit like this

you can smoke inside if amy winehouse is playing :-)

the safdie brothers should get into meditating

if u loved best in show as a kid ur gay now

recommending the bean to someone visiting chicago

sitting next to a woman on the train who’s fully on facetime rn full volume i am in the shot

Happy New Year .. to landlords everywhere💙 🎆

How Heated Rivarly Saved My Marriage

the south is just full of a bunch of closeted gay guys w slavery money

my grandmas hallmark Christmas movie w this guy who has definitely been in a bunch of porn

its crazy that all I think of w HF is that she seemed to be spoiled and self-involved and I don’t care about the poetry of paint when I consider her being kind of a Reagan apologist— like i think this is actually a kind of failure of mine as an artist.. can’t articulate but its a fault in faith ..

ppl are out here popping 200mg weed gummies regularly

Fascism is so fucking boring

It’s so weird how ppl older than a particular generation get obsessed w how much sex the next younger generation is having

this toothbrush wants to fuck me

if I dye my hair .. is that letting my ex win?

It’s giving thanks

almost time to pay rent again 🩷