TheManc

How is that possible, to change the name on the TV guide and on the screen?

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Prison t shirt style?

Toon Army?

To be fair I feel the same when people talk about how amazing their dog is and tell me what they bought said dog for it's birthday and Christmas.

My thoughts too, but more importantly if a kid he/she is sat in assembly or a class, what did they make the phone call on???

If somewhere had a payphone as I am thinking, this is a good number of years back.
So what did you use to call it? Can't imagine you could hide one of those 1990 sized mobile phones in your trousers pocket.

Jim'll paint it? That you?

Bet that wasn't in your documentary Melania.

Was Howie watching from the wardrobe like a good little cuckold?

Good night, sleep tight, hope the bed bugs do not bite.
If they go, have a poo, put it in a Cornish stew.

Blimey, nearly as tiny as Tommy Robinson.

Sounds like someone spunked up the wall.

So you also used the store equipment to record onto the stolen cassette? Without anyone noticing?

I am wondering if he even told anyone he was having tests for cancer or what was worrying him originally.

Wonder when the last time you read your kids a story?
If you don't and you would rather have a beer than read to your kids, then shame on you.

Does she only work around the corner?

I think you did her a big favour?

Is that .com?

2 DJ's? Did you get married at Warehouse Project and create your own club night?

You get the golden medal/shower

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Her indoors?

Hey, you could have just tried to hack his phone Piers.

Is Curries the name of your local Indian takeaway? Unusual place to talk about dishwashers.

Bit like going to an electrical chain called Currys, expecting them to sell you a chicken bunha.

Good on you, now if you can get that hidden footage showing Farage being an absolute twat on a hunt we would be ever so grateful.

Very different than a school of 30 kids per class. No risk of favouritism if you are home educating just 1 kid, as opposed to teaching them with 29 others

Pretty sure that whilst a kid can attend a school where the parent teaches, they can't be taught by them.

Offer him a BJ if he does more household chores then. I bet he will have the hoover out, doing his best Freddie Mercury impression, within minutes.

What excuse do BMW drivers use then?

Did HMV sell board games in the 90's?

What a tosser