Where did you go right?🎪🎪🎪

A kurňa! #volby2025

56 in Hungary. 68 in Czechoslovakia.

To all observing Yom Kippur, I wish you an easy fast and a meaningful holiday during these tough times. G’mar Chatimah Tovah.

The digging, you must do yourself.

#Matisyahu
@matisyahu.bsky.social

I have taken
the Tylenol
that was in
the medicine cabinet

and which
they think probably
is the reason
you like trains

forgive me
but that’s bullshit
you got autism
from your dad

It's odd that Republicans can do the mental gymnastics to link Tylenol to autism, but not link gun deaths to guns.

Why do headlines say "norms shattered" when what is meant is "laws broken" or "Constitution violated"?

Does a fish know it's in water?Does Marsh know what rain is?

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Shana tovah! 🍎🍏🍯

I know that the Diamondbacks have a snake with a baseball in its mouth on their sleeves, but it really reads like a uterus and ovaries, and I'm not mad about that.

The “We need people to do jobs Americans are too spoiled to do” feels like a plantation owner problem. If you can’t produce without exploiting the labor of desperate people you got a you problem.

The media doesn't want you to know that like 92% of Americans died last year from illegal drugs. But we're not going to let them conceal the truth any longer.

I feel the same way. In winter, my husband and I watch bad French cop shows. You could try that. Start with the Murders in... series of films.

People are always like “are you aware you’re just using humor as a defense mechanism to shield yourself from having to deal with your own trauma” like yes god forbid I should have a hobby

Gov. Josh Shapiro: "What the president is doing is wrong. It injects chaos in communities...We're prepared should they try to deploy the National Guard against my will in any community across Pennsylvania."

This is some straight up Nazi shit here.

The President of the United States is threatening to go to war with an American city.

This is not a joke. This is not normal.

Donald Trump isn't a strongman, he's a scared man. Illinois won’t be intimidated by a wannabe dictator.

Try this shit in Philly

Actually, in this case, "Disco Duck"

theyre hiding him because hes pregnant and hes starting to show

just tuned into fox news this morning

I'm not going to get excited until they play Swan Lake on the radio

Old Soviet joke for today:

A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves.

After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?”

“I’m looking for the obituaries.”

“The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.”

“Not the one I’m looking for.”

Schwarbomb.

Saw the Hooters and Del Fuegos in a dorm common room.

a close up of a white cat wearing glasses in a room . Alt: a close up of a white cat wearing glasses in a room .

I have officially reached the "throwing my neck out adjusting to my new bifocals" age. Think good thoughts.