Mikey🖤

AaaaaaaaaAaaaAaaaaAaaaaahhhhhhhhhh

my mouth is more open now thanit was during the hard launch video

This genuinely can’t be real I don’t believe it

Omg finally. I can stop learning and do some real prudctive shit

They are finally coming out as furries!

🕯🕯🕯

Sooo I teach english to kindergarteners (2nd language obvi not like Jane Austen)
What do we think about the political correctness of the song "10 little Indian boys"? It's in the curriculum that I should follow, but idk if it's not better to just skip it...

Frfr

Obviously, to confirm the Phandirection polycule

....*opens ao3*/j

I better be hearing a story about the rat on Monday

Also, who's rat is that?

Ending your day by getting drunk on garlic flavoured shots is unreasonably funny to me

My friend refuses to learn, which is Dan, and which is Phil, because she claims they look the same

Why are ppl telling me that Taylor Swifts' new album is cringe?
Like I had multiple Hazbin Hotel songs in my spotify wrapped last year, I had a The front bottoms song in my top 5. One Direction has been one of my top artists for years now. I THRIVE ON CRINGE!

Reclaiming it gives it more power

Yeah, same 6€ doesn't seem much, but that's 72€ a year. I will either hope somebody shares it or buy one month every like 6 months and binge it

I don't know how to feel about the phatreon... On one hand, they deserve to get paid on the other I don't have "patreon money", but I do have a major fomo

Twinsss, except for me morning was 4 hours ago

There's something embarrassing about having 0,5l can of monster after missing my first lecture. Nobody cares, but it makes me cringe internally

They are probably youtube only

Can't a fact be just a fun thing to tell? PHILLLLLLLL! Nooooooo

Listening to the phodcast and cringing hard

Thankkss

This is very funny, but unfortunately, I don't have the photo of my current profile picture in my new phone and I am I am emotionally connected to it too much to lose it.

I have many, many parasocial feelings about this

Hobama confirmed next

Obama knows Phan is real

I am ready, I am trying to figure out if they will age good, Dan is serving face, but his jeans are questionably short. Phils outfit is amazing, though I am not sure what he's doing with his hand. In conclusion: cropped torso up will age well. Full photo questionably...

They said: we need new red carpet photos