ria!!

human biology meets the power of connection via phansky

girls in pad commercials:

ykw i do understand the concept of beans as a staple in the dish 🤝

im unsubbing rn

started my period as they phuploaded :(

i haven’t been on the london eye of course but i DID go on the american dream mall wheel in new jersey and got attacked by a hoard of lantern flies. and that’s gotta be good enough for now

i NEED to know where phil lester gets his clothes, he always slays

i love parasocially third wheeling

retract this. i love tea

as a mexican what is british food??? are y’all ok????

i’m american what the fuck is bexley

BEN

oh so they ARE trying to kill us

im always nervous around halloween like… announce something

he is not beating the people’s princess allegations

walking to poland rn i’ll be there soon

the phouse is MINE and mine alone!!!!!!!

thank you for your service dan and phil updates

i have all mine and only got the bottom two removed!!! top ones have never really bothered me. however i did have to check with a dentist to make sure none of them were growing in wonky

oh my god i leaked the phouse

phomicide 😔

you’ll unlock the gaming channel eventually

them if they wanted to kill their entire audience

phasement tour

the fact that they don’t even remember 😭

TWINNN im feb 7th 🫡

HE IS i understand him on an insane level

no cause me with phil.. aquarius nation 😔

screw dan and phil have i shown anyone my dogs