Elah

they say to make sure your set has a strong opener and a strong closer because that's all the audience will remember but the truth is you do it so you're enticed to start practicing it and feel good when you've finished

if i had a nickel for every time an infamously difficult critically beloved 2010s lovecraftian-gothic rpg had a blood addiction mechanic accompanied by a largely optional mosquito-themed decadent vampire courtier subplot i'd have two nickels but it's weird that happened twice

Everyone should know by now that this is a pro-Big Boy account, always has been and always will be. We do body positivity for refrigerator-shaped men.

it's the pig

i have now beaten five bosses in bloodborne

darling! you're exposed!

while image searching a gif from the film Intolerable Cruelty i was dismayed to discover that there are websites making massive gifsets for every movie via an AI web crawler interpreting closed captions. even worse this meant the visual gag i wanted from intolerable cruelty was unrecoverably buried.

at the end of the day what's most important is that your gun make as many clicks and rattles as possible

so kyle reese and john connor were lovers right? and the anguish in that sex scene is kyle resse realizing he has to become his lover's father right?? i really can't think of another way to read the character???

*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*

i should be authorized to ticket men for flaking on, standing up, or ghosting me and there should be a hefty trans reparations penalty applied individually to each charge

whose dick does a girl have to suck around here to suck some dick

just lost 36k souls getting greedy and wow video games really were a sublimated masochistic outlet for me before i discovered the real thing huh

my favorite part of bloodborne so far is when your guy goes "it's bloodborne time" and bloodbornes all over the place

if we discard titles, resume lines, education, aspiration, and posturing; if we purely evaluate quantitatively on the basis of hours worked/tasks accomplished and qualitatively on breadth & depth of skillset/resources: my life's work is proving people who say they like all kinds of music wrong

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it's called groove darling ever heard of it m.youtube.com/watch?v=NM9p...

Hey y'all, just a gentle reminder that PinkNews sensationalizes their news through bad reporting and worse headlines. Please get your news elsewhere; they try to keep you scared to keep you engaged with their content model.

oh wow you're not like the other ones huh well that's a strange coincidence because all of them also did exactly this

note to the chasers of the world if you're trying to demonstrate that you respect a trans girl the absolute last thing you should do is reveal that you have a sockpuppet when she blocks you

if i had a nickel for every time steven soderbergh made a riveting 70-minute movie about people staring blankly at each other with the second cheapest camera at kmart and a mark cuban exec credit i'd have two nickels but it's weird that happened twice

one thing about me is if the movie has an unknowable loner who's always the other woman and constantly negotiating the surfaces she presents to men i'm going to be leo pointing and saying "transgender" over and over whenever she's on screen

ventured into the backlog of a new podcast i picked up and it defies understanding to hear the hosts in the grip of covid madness in september 2020 still speaking with a bright naive unburdened quality compared to our voices now

every time i open this app the third or fourth tweet is a grandiose pronouncement about the fate of the usa written in present tense and each time i start frantically scrolling to check whether Anything Big Happened or that person is just pontificating generally. this is very good for my well being

somehow i've started bloodborne nearly the same time as you by coincidence and I am badly losing the race

finally i won't have to dig for the latter

insane incrimination aside, anyone who thinks a reddit bisexual chaser wouldn't text like this has never slept with a reddit bisexual chaser

Hey there Delilah
I am writing the Quixote
Adding hermeneutic weight to
what Miguel wrought crude and floaty
Vis-à-vis
The work— attributed to me?
Or only he?

those ribs were produced by ethan coen and directed by joel coen

christian music was better back when they sang about god like they were laying it on a little thick with a dommy long distance boyfriend