@bunnydelgado.bsky.social
Absolute nonsense “Wild Palms” expert
The scene in Lost Highway when the mystery man, played by Robert Blake, first meets Fred Madison and tells him he’s at his house right now
31.10.2025 17:37 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0All I’m wearing for Halloween is a big booty bitch
31.10.2025 12:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Been having trouble sleeping since the wife explained sex to me
31.10.2025 12:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Me, at a church trunk or treat: Do I know Jesus? Yeah, jesusing your free candy!
29.10.2025 23:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0getting a michael myers mask to break into william shatner’s iphone
28.10.2025 23:13 — 👍 40 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 1Vladimir’s Estrogen & Lizzo’s Pocky
27.10.2025 01:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0America, red in flag and cross
26.10.2025 11:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“It was an Indian symbol first”
25.10.2025 16:39 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0kash patel always looks like he doesn't want a close up magician to know how scared he's getting
25.10.2025 04:47 — 👍 573 🔁 71 💬 7 📌 1Trying to describe the Lascaux cave to the birthday cake place
24.10.2025 18:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
24.10.2025 16:53 — 👍 14 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
HR by day, Giger by night
23.10.2025 23:08 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0We have blood meridian at home
23.10.2025 21:43 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Nice non-hellenic culture you have there. Unfortunately, I already depicted myself as an urbane polis-dweller and you as a guy that goes “barbarbar.”
16.09.2025 18:23 — 👍 223 🔁 53 💬 3 📌 3Congratulations to Donald Trump for finally completing the mission of the hijacked Flight 93
22.10.2025 22:35 — 👍 92 🔁 27 💬 1 📌 5You’re the one who keeps replying to me on my own skeet! Also, thanks for helping to prove my original point
22.10.2025 16:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0John, I do not know you!
If you would like to start a conversation with me, a complete stranger, about a joke I made, this is not the way to do it. But, yes, you do need to work on your reading comprehension. My joke was more than one word long
"I'm sorry, we have to do this or else the meme doesn't work" will be the subheading for this chapter in human history
21.10.2025 18:50 — 👍 210 🔁 15 💬 2 📌 0Gonna try some outsider trading
21.10.2025 13:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0we should be inventing new phonetic alphabets with less interoperability imo
20.10.2025 13:29 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
A concrete wall against a sidewalk with two big round green fruit of some kind. I don’t know what they are. They look oranges if they had the skin of an avocado
Hanging with the boys
19.10.2025 19:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sorry, I took some time off from stealing pets because I was getting burned out. Didn’t feel like what I was doing really mattered anymore
19.10.2025 17:38 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Experiencing kayfabe when a car with a Louisiana plate drives by me in the Popeyes drive-thru
19.10.2025 17:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why is trump driving Dave matthews’ tourbus now?
19.10.2025 11:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0what you guys make in a year i make in 16-18 months
19.10.2025 05:55 — 👍 3975 🔁 152 💬 68 📌 10Baudrillard said that eventually the stuff inside uncrustables would cease to resemble the stuff inside sandwiches but honestly I’m starting to worry we don’t have that much time left
19.10.2025 07:17 — 👍 179 🔁 24 💬 1 📌 0It’s so funny that for the past week republicans have all been like “the only people out there are gonna be Hamas.” Everyone in this crowd is signed up for Kohl’s rewards points.
18.10.2025 22:12 — 👍 7118 🔁 1191 💬 76 📌 42Something maybe worth noting is that all the frog costumes and signs and good-natured memeing came about because a wide spectrum of Americans saw someone in direct, brave confrontation with ICE—getting pepperballed and standing their ground—and thought “that’s awesome. That person is a hero”
18.10.2025 22:19 — 👍 13999 🔁 3087 💬 0 📌 0Nosmo King? Yeah, fuck that guy, too
18.10.2025 22:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0*floats face down past you on the TL*
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