wow that wasn’t funny

only closeted if you’re not in the right circles 😘

lowkey heard you’re kinda smelly :(

i am not kind enough to sit next to tourists on my flight home to nyc

wake up!! i want off the plane

my friend told me our brother’s have the same name and i asked if their brother was named ryan

watching the waitress proshot on the plane and i genuinely moaned when drew gehling started singing you matter to me

desperately trying to find the niche theatre side of bluesky

does moulin rouge keep casting the same few people because the don’t want to/cant make new costumes??

i know everyone says airport rules as in you can drink whenever but i’m using it as an okay to get a milkshake at 9 am

my coworkers were complaining they got ghosted by our most beloved old coworker when he left, but i know every beautiful picture of the mountains he posts is for me 🤭🤭🤭

is the moulin rouge casting team okay? y’all can hire other people, you know that right??

you’re all so fucking annoying

i think men should be banned from public transit

does anyone want to go to central park with me and have the craziest conversation at an inappropriate level