Michael Ward

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Look I’m not blaming anyone I’m just asking if anyone has checked the British Museum for the Louvre’s jewels

Haha knew it. That should be an interrogation technique.

"Tell us where the body is or we'll have you fix a bug in something you wrote 5 years ago!"

Did you read some of your old code?

I thought it was Cake Pop Demon Hunters. 🤨

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My wife any time she sees an actor suddenly appear with grey in his beard.

Running a live online auction while our ISP is having an outage. Ive been TRYING to connect to our backup ISP and here's what I just found when I checked the modem.

Who. Did. This!?

I gots $80 of Meta gift cards for my new Quest 3! What should I get!?!?

Have they invented push-up grey sweat pants yet?

Woo! Getting a new VR headset! Yuss yuss yussssss. Its been forever since I had a working one. Gimme gimme gimme!

I planted out of season seeds in Stardew Valley and watered them for 3 days before I realized...

Hey VR People. Is the screen quality of the Quest 3 noticeably better than the 3S?

It's a more 1337 version than your average Starf.

California rolls are great! All sushi wishes they were that good.

Oh! Neat. Where did you run? Or is it not running away if you tell people where you are? Then it's just moving, I think.

I have no context for this. Are you running away?

Understandable. It's a fantastic game.

Screenshot of a facebook messenger conversation. Husband says MSPaint drawing saying "you're so cute I want to eat your face off" with stick figure wifes face off like a skeleton. Wife responds with "don't you dare" gif from The Office. Husband replies "I didn't know you hated romance".

Flirting with my wife.

I don't do the crime when I don't have the time.

But I have a week free. What kind of crimes can I do with 7 days? Can I see a menu?

I wasn't even trying to stump the google AI. I didn't know this was possible.

Movie Idea:

A Karate Kid movie but it's about one of the padawan kids in the 3rd Star Wars. And instead of a tournament at the end he has to beat Anakin Skywalker before all the kids are lightsabered.

I really admire theweaknd.

I mean so many of us have 'weak ends' but he's the only one confident enough to make it his identity.

Haha good.

Whoever keeps tying trumps tie and putting him in front of the camera every day should be charged with elder abuse. The mans just to senile to know what's happening anymore.

Hey every pasta restaurant. Yes I want cheese on top! And embarrassing amount.

Just leave the cheese grater with me and walk away. I don't need you to see this.

Years ago we printed balloons with the company logo on them for some event. Boss told me to draw "Anything" fun to add to it.

I drew this.

OCs? I got OCs! Heck yeah!!

Have some of my favourites!

But for reals, you art very good. Truly excellent arts.

:( that sucks. I hope you find that energy too. I also hope I get that energy.

Dwarrows is such a ChillGuy™ You can build a town and have a friendship battle with a goose who becomes your buddy and go on adventures with you in the woods.