Chris's Avatar

Chris

@delebrin.com.bsky.social

Software Engineer | Angular, .NET/C#, SQL | TV Enthusiast | World of Warcraft / Former Raider, Current Terrible Boomkin | Diablo IV, Slayer of Demons

94 Followers  |  44 Following  |  943 Posts  |  Joined: 19.07.2023  |  2.1619

Latest posts by delebrin.com on Bluesky

I might have to grab Subway for dinner. Feels appropriate.

06.11.2025 21:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
a group of girls posing for a picture with the names tzuyu mina sana dahyun and more ALT: a group of girls posing for a picture with the names tzuyu mina sana dahyun and more

Me: Alexa, turn on the office lights.
Alexa: "Would you like to start your day off by listening to Twice?"
Me: No.. err, well yes actually.

06.11.2025 16:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I need to bring home half the stash I have at work. Soy sauce and chop sticks a plenty.

05.11.2025 23:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
'KPop Demon Hunters 2' is officially 'Golden'! Sequel projected for 2029 'KPop Demon Hunters 2' is going up, up, up... A sequel to the worldwide sensation is officially in the works and reportedly eyeing a 2029 premiere.

FOR THE FANS!!!!!!!
ew.com/kpop-demon-h...

05.11.2025 23:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is like my soy sauce incident a few weeks ago. ๐Ÿ˜ญ

05.11.2025 21:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm just glad the bathroom remodel didn't include a golden toilet.

05.11.2025 17:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Very glad to see a governor named Mikie. Blows my mind.

05.11.2025 02:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 88    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
a large wave in the ocean is breaking ALT: a large wave in the ocean is breaking
05.11.2025 02:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
05.11.2025 01:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3179    ๐Ÿ” 632    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

what a time to be alive tbh

04.11.2025 22:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 526    ๐Ÿ” 36    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Apparently this whole mess could have been avoided if the dude had just gotten a sub with mayo and no onions.

04.11.2025 22:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

To the guy who forced me to slam my brakes when I turned because he was about an inch off my bumper: effffff youuuuu. You ruined my sushi.

01.11.2025 00:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
a man says do you like beef and broccoli in a boogie ad ALT: a man says do you like beef and broccoli in a boogie ad

Forgot to pick up candy with everything going on lately. Of course the kids show up this year.

31.10.2025 22:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
elmo from sesame street standing in front of a wall ALT: elmo from sesame street standing in front of a wall

maybe it's just impossible to explain

31.10.2025 18:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

God forbid people get food. But I guess "Starve the needy" is the Republican mantra these days.

31.10.2025 15:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's actually some very solid advice. I need to check into that and see if we can get access to it.

30.10.2025 22:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am hoping that's the case. I'm glad he's at least at the hospital where they can treat everything.

30.10.2025 21:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Got my dad's insurance to approve a rehab/assisted living facility for my dad to go to for therapy once he's been discharged from the hospital. He's in the ICU so it might still be a while. Expensive but he'll get the treatment he needs.

30.10.2025 16:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What the actual fuck

30.10.2025 16:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

mark...we do not need to know the details

30.10.2025 00:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 446    ๐Ÿ” 48    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

This isn't something I'd normally post, but I'd appreciate any thoughts and prayers anyone could send my dad's way. He had hip replacement surgery on Monday and while that surgery went well his health has gone downhill since.

29.10.2025 23:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
a black and white cat is hiding under a table with the words `` your actions will never be forgiven '' ALT: a black and white cat is hiding under a table with the words `` your actions will never be forgiven ''
29.10.2025 21:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Fake Spirit Halloween costume. โ€œIrritating Coffee Shop Guy Playing Tiktok Vids.โ€ Itโ€™s a man staring at his phone while holding a coffee cup.

Fake Spirit Halloween costume. โ€œIrritating Coffee Shop Guy Playing Tiktok Vids.โ€ Itโ€™s a man staring at his phone while holding a coffee cup.

Terrifying.

29.10.2023 00:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 284    ๐Ÿ” 54    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
Preview
an advertisement for organized crime shows a man and a woman ALT: an advertisement for organized crime shows a man and a woman

Had a meeting after lunch, so you know what that means!

29.10.2025 16:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If only they gave you access to the HR database and you could fix that salary.

28.10.2025 20:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
a man wearing a plaid shirt and a blue vest is standing with his hands on his hips ALT: a man wearing a plaid shirt and a blue vest is standing with his hands on his hips

I got myself in merge hell on a project where I'm the only person working on it. heh

25.10.2025 23:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A House of Dynamite was intense. You should check it out.

25.10.2025 02:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Over the past week, the president said the DOJ should pay him a quarter billion dollars, bulldozed half the White House to build himself a gaudy ballroom, bragged about murdering civilians in international waters, pardoned some more criminals, directed federal prosecutors to indict his opponents ...

23.10.2025 21:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12713    ๐Ÿ” 4607    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 515    ๐Ÿ“Œ 420

I think my grocery delivery has the slowest insta cart shopper in existence.

12 items. Most of which are all next to each other in the store. They've been "shopping" for half an hour.

23.10.2025 21:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They get worse every year.

22.10.2025 18:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@delebrin.com is following 20 prominent accounts