Darrien

A well-adjusted person wouldn't have Jagae Cookie at almost max ascension within a little over a week of her release

Well they're a soulless company made for soulless people

They were both very fun 🙂‍↕️

Real, like 1.) how do they get the credit card limits so high, and 2.) how do they have the funds to pay it off

Neeeed to get on the cutwater train

Tragic and I am in fact sad for you

the drama of it all is truly a sight to behold! despite only doing one season of indoor drumline, i've gone back and forth on whether i think WGI season is more fun performance-wise than DCI season but honestly there's no wrong answer cause they just keep getting more and more creative on both sides

band nerd supremacyyyyyyyyy!!!! i was so good about following DCI at the beginning of the season but I fell off so badly 🫠

I’m happy to see Halloween content slowly creeping on my feeds but I hate the incessant amount of annoying and cheesy white women that come with it

distilling my essence and shipping it to you right now actually

Why look to the sky for answers when the most hidden of truths are buried beneath us, cover in mounds of dirt by men most foul, to the basement i must go

not wearing deodorant today in solidarity with those at market days right now

You are in fact berry wrong about that, a pox upon you

The cycle to be broken, actually

Bein normal

Who can never be sure

Naur

snatchola dupree

*big loud angry buzzer* NEXT

I have to physically stop myself from letting the spirit of greed and gluttony take over when I’m choosing my wraps for the $5 meal deal and only pick one wrap to be the chipotle hash brown one rather than both 😔

I absolutely need that Milky Way Cookie card….

Amazing things happening back down in Athens

Someone else said it best when they say this season is the tiktok-ification of Project Runway because why do we KEEP GETTING A "STAY TUNED FOR PART 2" JUST TO SEE WHO GOES HOME

Every time they have that mullet twin in the top, they HAVE to remind him that it was good......BUT.....not that good. I'm dying

I'm actually so sad about this week's top of the episode elimination on Project Runway, their attitude was so gracious. Can we go back and just eliminate the crybaby twin???

which is to say it looks like we will be going to $5 ticket tuesday next week ALONE to go see Weapons

guy at the wing place kept joking around with me about if i actually got my extra ranch (that I paid for) and utensils (that was free). like sir, if you want to fall in love and build a life together you're already my type, but this is a LONG bit for a $1 cup of ranch

like a moth to a flame….

okay I admit it, i’m sweaty again! is that what you wanted to hear?? that i’m a sweaty stinky gay boy with a fruity little strut to his walk who just wants to take a nice cold shower after gym-ening again?!??!! IS IT!?!?

guy on the treadmill next to me talking about hits medical history on the phone with someone. death…