CAHSR stan (single issue voter for HSR)

YES 1000% worth it: I’ve had mine since 2022 and no major issues

Ooh yeah it’s probably water bitch loves to drink

fixed her Litter-Robot so I am once again getting real time updates on her weight. How the fuck did she gain .1 lbs overnight 😭

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Mexican flag displayed at the screens of the las mujeres ya no lloran tour

Las de la intuicion being performed at the las mujeres ya no lloran tour at SoFi stadium

The crowd went wild when the Mexican flag came out and I finally got to see Shakira perform my favorite song of her’s live (las de la intuicion) I can die happy

9:22pm where the fuck are you Shakira it’s a god damn Monday

We walked for like 20 minute AROUD the venue bc of detours with no signs telling us otherwise before we entered just to get to a gate to enter. The whole experience for this venue has been absolutely miserable every single time I am never coming back lol

picture of Shakira’s las mujeres ya no lloran world tour sign at SoFi stadium

so grateful I get to experience RENAISSANCE after COWBOY CARTER in April, just as Beyoncé intended.

This is the 3rd time I’ve given SoFi a chance and nope I’ve had my limit. Blocking off all the area for hard summer after it ended and not packing it up for the concert the day after is my limit. Every single time this venue is a shit show bc it’s not connected to transit.

Wait, did @metrolosangeles.bsky.social add cellular service to the underground portions of the K line?!

it’s the little treats that keep us sane

tweet from Shakira saying “I am proud to be Latin American” following by all the Latin American flag emojis

Shakira tonight-

imagine showing screenshot of a tweet from someone talking about how much they ate and drank on their trip to Europe and how they managed to lose weight. The quote tweet says “Americans when they start walking 15mins a day instead of taking the car to go to the toilet”

“Taking the car to go to the toilet” is taking me out— they got us good 😭

Snapchat screenshot, clown shoes in the background with the text “girls night out” on it

us when we meet

huge fan of treating bad faith argument/questions as the jokes they are

ok valid point

Iktr, they should be allowed to carry tbh

People at my company still do this and it’s like y’all know Andrew Cuomo is not giving this training right?

It’s the workplace violence PREVENTION training 😭 the missing word really changes the meaning.

Screenshot of a slack message with the words: Priorities: workplace violence training

Ay eso no es-

oh no not at all lmaooo, we wouldn’t be here if he was

I tried 😔

woman holding phone: je teléphone à la police

The range of food there is insane; some really good, some really bad 😭

Luigi dabbing

I was about to thirst follow someone until I saw they used the studio ghibli AI generator on one of their selfies-

My husband said “not this shit” when I put on Waka Waka (This Time For Africa) bc we’re seeing Shakira tomorrow and this is on the setlist.

Calling a divorce lawyer-

also not the last time 👁️

San onofre generating station

I just saw these on the train

my pollo torta before I devoured it

god I love LA so much, I can get a no frills torta that actually tastes good anywhere I go- even in grand central market

The Joker licking his lips