weegrump

dear lord please give me the mind of an Onion writer

If the sub didn’t split, you must acquit!

grave warning or warning from the grave?
www.msn.com/en-us/news/p...

sneaking over the border and taking tender care of our children how fucken dare they

do Republicans not have stamps or . . .

where the zombie apocalypse will find me

i support them for supporting me

THAT'S where it went

what i am witness to is an obese ganglion in a perpetual mental fog

cursing is more rough than suicide?

I am eligible to retire in 3+ years and please don't let it be a shit show still

How to succeed to work:
Listen
Read the whole email
Follow directions
You're freakin' welcome

it never did lead let's be honest

my people

When you think a golden age for 1 percenters is a golden age for America you deserve a cosmic smackdown for your hubris

where was your endorsement

This morning I can see 67 votes to convict on a bill of impeachment.

he reminds me very much of Stanford yesterday morning

🎶we spanked their lil asses 🎵

big if

cute

affordable living is not 'too far left' dumbasses

Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.

he makes it work

after one day

you know he lied about his auntie

Really looking forward to the Speaker of the House claiming to be unaware of the election results.

so say we all

Why global warming could be ‘rewriting race history’ at major marathon events | CNN Runners already face a daunting challenge when they line up at the start of a marathon, but increasingly they might find themselves with another obstacle to reckon with: global warming.

I think for an article that includes the phrase 'race history' it behooves the author to define what is meant by 'elite athletes.'
www.cnn.com/2025/11/03/s...

the way he was 'laser focused' on his ballroom and Lincoln's toilet