Kyndcat

My friend got addicted to reading "The Lord Of The Rings", even after I warned him that it was very Hobbit-forming.

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My friend Angus used to be a Scottish stripper. His stage name was "Off Kilter".

Breaking news:

The president has just issued posthumous pardons to Lee Harvey Oswald and John Wilkes Booth, plans to issue one to Aaron Burr tomorrow.

Whoever borrowed my time machine today, could you please return it to me last week? I'm going to need to use it a couple of months ago.

Pro tip for Facebook users: you can easily download a copy of all your Facebook info, just in case you ever lose access to your account. It can be done anytime, although once a year is recommended. Go do it now!

Books read to young kids have a profound influence in shaping their worldviews.

You can always tell which adults were given a steady diet of Dr. Seuss as a kid. They retain that bit of silliness that comes shining through everything they do.