Tara Teeth (she/her)

It's Tara, not Tarr-uh.
And it's Maura, not Mara or Moira!
#TheTraitorsUS

Right! It would drive me crazy. I feel like they're copying Alan, but he says it like that because he has an accent 😅

Alimony Tony's Valimony Showny 2026 was clearly made just for me, considering how much of the episode is about The Traitors, Below Deck, and Akron, Ohio.

"What if they could do a Heated Rivalry with a young CT and a young Boston Rob?" - Alimony Tony, @cbbworld.bsky.social

I recently had a dream where my boss told me I had to make tuna salad for a meeting 🤮 I blame Send Help

On the drive to the movies tonight, it was raining ice balls. Then it snowed two inches on top of the ice during the movie. Then I had a treacherous ass, white fucking knuckle drive home, crawling at 10 mph with my hazards on. Whew, my heart

You don't have to watch 28 Weeks Later (supposedly it's not canon at all), but I would watch 28 Years Later because The Bone Temple is a direct continuation of that story!

So shitty to pull The Bone Temple from theaters. That movie rules! The third 28 Years Later better still get released...
#horror

And I won $200 from Super Bowl squares again!

Making candy buckeyes tonight for a Super Bowl party tomorrow 🥜🍫

My #LastFourWatched

I'm so sorry for your loss

A tortie cat on a cat tree

A tortie cat with big yellow eyes and an ear notch on a cat tree, looking toward the sunlight

My mom loves to say, "It's so amazing that Cronut can see!" because she lost her eyesight for a few weeks in 2020 due to meningitis ❤️

The beer store has a kitty, and he licked me 😻

At least he still has GoR

The casting choices for the US Islanders are strange (except for Imani), but good on the US players for really putting in the work
#LoveIslandAllStars

God I love Belle so much
#LoveIslandAllStars

The main controversy was that they wouldn't ban sexual harrassers from playing.

Audible-exclusive books should still be available at libraries, idc 😠

I dreamed I was playing GTA RP

Spree is so fun!

My #LastFourWatched

Colton is so dead behind the eyes; it's creepy as hell. #TheTraitorsUS

Q Burdette voting for Rob C. to be on Survivor 50 with the note "it's my podcast now."

"It's my podcast now," is killing me.
#Survivor

I'm so sorry ❤️

I love that my cat brings me "prey" (aka Lambchops toys) when I'm sleeping because she thinks I'm her big dumb kitten.

Manhole
😩

The voting results on #LoveIslandUK never make sense to me

Hearing the backstory of A Night at the Roxbury on this week's Scott Hasn't Seen was absolutely fascinating

Chris Kattan in the DR looking confused

OMG, Chris Kattan used to date Jennifer Coolidge?!