Tessa Belle 🍃

The powers that be accidentally made me too pretty, and so they cursed me to forget to do my estradiol injection every other fucking week

My Melody smiling and walking with Jesus (Christ) (of Nazareth)

Me on my way to get thirty silver pieces

i'm an atheist except for when i need a higher power to get mad at for my various misfortunes

As someone who knows very little about the stock market but really likes the color red, this is a wonderful time for me :)

OneyPlays-ass name

Me when I'm Seattle

My favorite part working in a liquor store is when we inject estrogen into all of the pint bottles.

In just a few short months, we've already force-feminized a large percentage of the routine alcoholics in the area 🥰

It's a shame that the direct translation of je nais sais quoi is lost to time 😔

Seemed to be the perfect and only phrase to accurately describe the indescribable 😔

A necessary post so that everyone has a beautiful face to connect to any dogshit skeets I make