A.A. Ron. I done messed up

MAGA is still wanting Epstein files because they want the out. It’s one way to end their support of 45 while still saving face.

I want in on that casting call to be NPCs on #bachelorinparadise

I stole this.

Of course not.

Ew what now.

Yup. Yup. Then Mormon girls get the man.

Grants the best. Good for him. He shared his feelings out there and realized the Mormon life wasn’t for him. #thebachelor

The Mormon thing is huge. Audience doesn’t get it. He realized it and moved on.

Never trust em.

He didn’t know. He must have googled it.

Right. The Italians are probably a lot more fun.

Yup. She gone get nastier on the live.

Eff X and Elmo. Bluesky has enough.

The MRS degree.

Exactly! She went full bitch mode. Unreal. That’s what you sign up for. Juliana would have been more graceful in defeat.

What’s that!? I’ll watch whatever he hosts.

Nah nah. He dodged a bullet. #thebachelor. The look in her eye. Whoa.

Agreed. A “continuation”. What if he asked the girl just to go steady like it was 1958.

Jessie Palmer. Football and the bachelor. That’s 21st century masculinity right there. #thebachelor

I say it mu head like Tarzan.

Clay. Ton.

They pushing the other show.

They pumping the reality show.

He sent that gurl home. Revolutionized the rules.

Good call! Deep cut!

Oh he will.

187 on the MF block.

Yo I was early on the Free Press train and just un subbed as I watched it slowly turn MAGA

Politics is sports. That’s why ESPN and CNN look the same to the aliens.

a man in a white shirt and tie is dancing with a man in a kilt ALT: a man in a white shirt and tie is dancing with a man in a kilt

So. Happy.

I’ve been waiting for this awkward conversation for weeks.