dane

"anyone listening? word good chat lets go" southwest, never change

"secure the cabin and...whatever else youre supposed to do" okay sweet it's one of those flights

there might be a toddler on this flight oh no

IT has recognized im not a total dumbass and has given me administrator privileges thank GOD

Just now learning the plot of cats the musical. what the fuck

went to the movies and my left contact fell out this is gonna be good

He turns 8 next week 😭

BEAST

Steel guitars are sexy

this prebiotic soda sucks ass holy shit

I admit I think we lost the art of a bad parody movie

upper lip is twitching i should eat more bananas or quit my job cant tell which

learning my ancient two disc copy of age of mythology might not be able to be recognized any more

fist fight in the garbage at the bones show

shopping for an outfit for my friends black tie wedding is so hard. when I get married the dress code will be hardcore show and best friend's older brother in the early 2000s attire

aw thank you I actually became old two months ago (july 5th) I just never said anything

30 years old but haven't quite mastered smoking and driving backroads at the same time

just crumched a piece of top surgery scar tissue that I did not know about

the infamous "Safe spaces are for children" debacle where Kirk and co "owned the left" by wearing a diaper in a play pen drawing with crayons and sucking on a binkie

all jokes aside, let's remember Charlie Kirk the way he would want us to:

Charlie Kirk was racist LITERALLY until his dying breath

back at work. lifted a heavy box. immediate regret. absolutely head swimming. send god himself.

I hopped back on recently and kept seeing people I knew years ago and had a similar thought 💀

unironically convinced working saturday is what made me sick and not the past week of chilling with thousands of strangers

theyre meowing in this waffle house kitchen

ethel cain 2nite

I love him he's my baby girl

what happens when you turn 28?

At least you believe in me

nahh there's a vote but my choice isn't on the ballot :(

16 DAY OLD GIRAFFE plus his very GREEDY KIN