Jeff Boyardee

sweet jay and hella matt

I try so hard not to be a "what's up with the new generation" person but waiting for my theater to open I've seen no less than three college kids just walk up to the employees, no words, just pointing an eTicket on their phone at them

Seated, listening, learning

Alternate take of “Oh, Pretty Woman” where Roy Orbison says “Bullshit” instead of “Mercy”

well, here we are waiting another 2-3 months [for doom]. what else can we do? 1) search the internet for beta version. 2) see if we can go through wolfenstein 3-d with our eyes closed. 3) use mapedit/wolfedit to make wolfenstein 3-d "look like" doom. 4) find out where the id "lab" is and "encourage" them. 5) watch the new 90210 episode! 6) see if blake stone or rampage will be any good. 7) upload the lemmings demo as "doom10.zip" and see what happens. 8) get girlfriends and drop them on 12/10/93, unless they like doom and have a computer with a modem. 9) or lastly, look at doom slides and "pretend" we are playing.

a list of things to do while waiting for doom, posted on america online by user "wolkonsky", while waiting for the release of doom (august 27th, 1993) web.archive.org/web/20030108...

Week's listens

sports YouTuber named Skip Ad

“The Board of Peace should be spelled B-O-R-E-D”

Who up Burnin' they Cock

Not even in a That Was Bad way, but in a I Have Wasted My Time Here way

The last one I remember was last year, leaving Love Hurts. That movie SUCKED

Wow, this is way better than my skeet, but the day after I posted this?

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photograph from the 80's of the wrestler Sting wearing a Gold's Gym shirt and sunglasses, leaning against a shelf in a bookstore and positively cheesing at an open copy of The Far Side Gallery 2, a collection of Far Side Cartoons.

what if i told you, through the power of forensic analysis, we are closer than ever to knowing the exact Far Side cartoon that is making Sting smile in this iconic photo. 🧵 👇

im not falling for ‘you can’t just scold gen AI hobbyists’ like ive fallen for so many ‘be diplomatic and patient with idiots’es before. no. if they can’t live without this machine that’s trying to put me out of a job theyre dumb as a box of hair. like they’re clearly not worried about offending ME!

The rage of Casey Kasem really helps get you amped up

Tonight's absolutely inadvisable gym soundtrack

Found ourselves at the Louisville Slugger factory today and I didn't take a single good photo

Bruford, Tony Banks, Gilmour, Omar Rodriguez-Lopez. And that's not even the half of it!

You wouldn't think the competition for "Handsomest man in prog" would be that tough, but

What's wild is DSO in Columbus is $50 all-in. $130 is madness

Happy 50th birthday to Genesis’ Trick of the Tail 💛

Week's listens. Big week for once!

2. V. by Thomas Pynchon. Another one done, another step closer to finally tackling Against the Day

I found this on the public printer yesterday and now it's part of our decor and I'm kind of obsessed

Dead Zone tonight >:~)

I tried to verify my age on Discord with a facial scan, and it gave me the number of a good plastic surgeon. No respect, I tell ya. No respect.

voice on tape: HELLO DIPSHIT
you: oh no. i got captured by Mean Jigsaw
voice: DO YOU WANT TO PLAY A GAME. OR ARE YOU TOO BUSY BEING POOR
you: Mean Jigsaw stop

A drawing of Guile from Street Fighter and Guinan from Star Trek TNG in a crouched fighting stance side-by-side, showing the similarity between Guile's hair shape and Guinan's hat shape

Guile... Guinan... Guilenan

I love everybody that was like, oh I feel so bad for Usha, she must hate her life. Meanwhile she was procreating with Nazi Porky Pig.

She deserves full freight on that ride, too.

Olympic Torch Followed By Thousands Of Wailing, Black-Shawled Italian Women

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