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We have entered the "The police is saying that if the police is at your door you are not safe call the police immediately" stage of making America great again

“A deranged maniac impersonated a police officer and killed lawmakers but if you’re an immigrant be sure you immediately comply with plain clothes people who won’t identify themselves telling you to get in a van”, what a fuckin country

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Cobweb-Covered Skeleton Gripping Senate Desk Expected To Seek 15th Term

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Thousands of people are ditching Tesla. Here’s one of them with a message you can see from space.

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It reminds me of the time Glitter was a box office failure for Mariah Carey, and she blamed 9/11.

Read the room, Schumer! You decorated it.

One of the best photos I have seen in response to “why don’t you wear a suit”

American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.

We need a new party. This one is broken. Irreperably.

At this point I hate the dems more than MAGA does.

Let’s quit calling him the richest man on earth. I don’t care if it’s true. He’s eithically, intellectually bankrupt.

I’m a glutton for Canadian punishment.

If I’m Saweetie, I’d be changing my lyric to “Is that my bestie in a Rivvie?”

I’m sure there’s a ton of target Tesla customers in the sea of rubes at a MAGA rally.

Old world painting showing a rich, aristocratic party room being held up by impoverished workers below it

Nah, she’s really hoping for the wifey role to hold the handmaiden down during the “ceremony.”

Kraus is jealous and resentful of any woman/girl who’s been f’d by these powerful scumbags, consensually or forcefully. Epstein victims, Loomer’s Succession-esque fling with DJT, Amber Heard/Elon Musk. She’s a sicko desperate to attract MAGAs to impress her daft husband.

I’m just thrilled the MAHA moms are devastated that RFKJ changed course to encourage measles vaccines. 😂

I need a super cut of all the times a housewife makes a show of ordering water after it’s been suggested she has a drinking problem.

I’m sorry I was in the Clinton cult in 2016. I thought it was her turn, but I can see now how Bernie was robbed. We all were.

When is Kyle gonna learn that her angry impersonations are SO CRINGE. Like I had to hide under a blanket, I was so embarrassed for her.

For real. If I walked into that scene I would’ve thought the same. Why the f are y’all convened at the front door fawning over Sutton who’s threatening to leave? Girls bye.

I’m already embarrassed for her “bigger wallet” bs in next week’s episode. As if she’s self-made. 🙄

The hit dog is hollerin. You aren’t a casual drinker if you’re carrying your fave mixer in your purse at all times.

I love when they were calming Sutton saying “Dorit’s not good with jokes” bc that was the worst delivery of a jab from Dorit, second only to the awkward purse standoff moments prior.

There’s no way Dorit doesn’t have security cams in every room and wasn’t upstairs watching Sutton loiter 😂

Kyle shit talked Dorit to Boz which pushed Boz even further toward Dorit’s side. And now Kyle is cold, standoffish and PISSED she’s not queen bee and no one is choosing her as bestie.

Kyle seems to be in serious denial thinking a six month separation could possibly lead to him coming back home. It’s sad that she’s trying to read signals like “he bought furniture” instead of straight up confronting reality. He gone, girl.

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