Count_Floyd

Correct spelling is so ovurrated.

That place was chosen on purpose, he needs the orange.

Like when you take a dog on vacation and its owner can't go, you give it something from its owner so the dog doesn't get too stressed out.

Hillbilly be hillbillying.

Eugene is thinking, 'I had an easier time pulling teeth...'

Don't bother, he wouldn't be able to turn himself around in there. Best stick with a revolving door.

Sure, it was hot but he shouldn't have asked for more ice.

After they've taken two hits of acid.

How about telling putin to withdraw the Russian army from all of Ukraine's sovereign territory?

That's why surgeons who use AI tell you not to eat blueberries for at least 24 hours before any scheduled surgeries.

If you want to see the effects of cognitive dissonance ravaging a human brain in real time, just ask a GOP spokesperson to defend the policies and behavior of Cheeto 'Taco Tits' McCankles (aka Diddler on the Roof).

If you want to see the effects of cognitive dissonance ravaging a human brain in real time, just ask a GOP spokesperson to defend the policies and behavior of Cheeto 'Taco Tits' McCankles (aka Diddler on the Roof).

Yep.

Cheeto's trade war will cause real economic activity to drop across the globe, and earnings will fall. When that happens (and it's already started), and the market realizes it's not a one-time blip, repricing risk assets with lower growth rates and lower multiples will speed up.

Yep. The market can remain irrational for a long time, but it never does so indefinitely.
The Shiller CAPE index is near its all-time high since 1875, and has been well-above its long-run average for years. 2008 and 2020 blips were quickly erased. We're overdue for a sustained reversion to the mean.

Depending on which two-fifths you find, it could make for a fun night.

Yep. The markets are happy to play musical chairs because money managers all think they and their trading algorithms are just a bit smarter/quicker than everyone else's, so they'll be first to exit when the crash comes.

In other words: 'there's a monkey on the typewriter, and we'll just have to accept whatever it types out'.

Every non-MAGA person: how about we take the monkey off the typewriter?

And buggy whips...don't forget about them.
I asked chatGPT to come up with ways to use a buggy whip in today's modern society, and it found 241 incredibly useful ways.
Everyone knows the best buggy whips are made with a mercury- and lead-infused asbestos weave...it's stronger than carbon fiber.

How does this dildo keep getting elected?

The trump toadies on Fox and in his administration have aged about 10 years since his 2nd term began.

And the town that elected the box of rocks.

If you were a writer for an over-the-top satire that portrayed the POTUS as the most racist, perverted, blissfully unaware ignoramus on Earth, your job would be easy - just copy what trump says word for word.

Yikes! Even worse. People who know better yet allow their ideology and prejudices to take the lead are the most dangerous of all.

Wow, that's so unlike trump to green light an obviously illegal and overtly racist scheme.
I watched every episode of The Apprentice and he always made the savviest, most logical decisions.

Yep, and Joe gets REALLLLLY mad when anyone calls out his science-illiteracy and anti-expert bias.
It's a red face and a steady stream of logical fallacies.

Those dumb crackers don't realize their ancestors are African.

If you want to see the effects of cognitive dissonance ravaging a human brain in real time, just ask a GOP spokesperson to address the actions and behavior of Cheeto 'Taco Tits' McCankles (aka Diddler on the roof).

Too many had faith in the integrity of elections. Maybe thinking they could never really be tampered with in any meaningful way.
Given everything they knew about Cheeto McCankles and Project 2025, this was beyond naive.

Another ignorant, racist rant from the bigot in chief.

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