a goofy thick-lined drawing of a blonde anime girl with a ponytail. She stares, distressed, with wide eyes.

i actually ended up really liking that sketch

THINGS YOU MAY LOSE WHEN YOU SOLVE THE LAMENT CONFIGURATION

CHURCHY GUY IN PASTEL POLO: Foreskin

CENOBITE STEVE HARVEY: (exaggerated shrug directly at camera) Gotta start somewhere!

watercolor portrait of a black cat in purple flames laughing and showing off her claws

I never posted this because I was waiting for it to get to the fan, but back in the spring our publisher for Warriors ran a sweepstakes where the prize was an OC portrait from us. I was DELIGHTED to draw DARKSTAR, an evil cat who knows every battle move

Prop mustard dispensers in toontown. The first one is plain yellow mustard, the second is glittery “fancy Dijon”

too late, I’ve already depicted you as the pedestrian and unadorned yellow mustard and myself as the glittery and upscale fancy Dijon mustard

A Rose O'Neill pen and ink drawing, featuring a giant humanoid embracing a smaller one. It is captioned "Man and the Earth."

A Rose O'Neill pen and ink drawing, featuring a giant female satyr embracing a small human male. She appears to be nuzzling him.

A Rose O'Neill pen and ink drawing, featuring a giant female humanoid nuzzling a tiny male humanoid. It is titled "Besieging the lips of the Earth."

This is your occasional reminder that Rose O'Neill, creator of the Kewpies, first published female cartoonist in the United States, and among the first cartoonists to build a merchandising empire on their work, turned out some absolutely baller, romantic-feeling size-difference monster art.

David Byrne came to my band’s show at a gay bar in Bed-Stuy and sang This Must Be The Place with us and I still haven’t processed it

Just an occasional reminder that as much as I frame what I do as art, it's also unashamedly pervert shit. I love to create erotic fantasy where I'm in full control of the image, where there can of course be fetish, but not from an outside gaze

I’ve had a sinus infection all week but this morning my fever cleared…only for it to return tonight a couple hours before I was gonna go to a cool party :((

Mastercard: Sex Work is Work. End Your Unjust Policy. Mastercard's new policy unfairly targets the adult content industry, making sex workers more vulnerable, especially Black trans women. It must be stopped.

Once again, there is an ACLU petition specifically made to stop Mastercard from unlawfully policing adult content. It’s getting pretty grim for us out there. Please sign and/or spread the word.
action.aclu.org/petition/mas...

a monochromatic digital drawing (very dark blue digital pencil on cyan paper). Lou, a petite cowgirl with a black bob, is bound and gagged, tied to a chair in her place of business, a post office. Her shirt has been unbuttoned and pulled down on one side to reveal both her little titty and her big farmer's tan. She looks mad as hell!

Woe to You Who Laugh Now
#art #wastelandponyexpress

Liking and commenting

i've been watching the phillies with my grandparents and i think i'm gonna try to get into baseball finally. anyway here's Dibbit and Raider in baseball uniforms

very very loose digital sketch of Lou, a cowgirl, bound and gagged, looking indignant

I hope her captor gets off on this, bc when she gets loose it’s gonna be hell

paper cutout of a possum

paper cutout of a rat

paper cutout of a cawing crow

I only got a few guys today bc I was doing mostly groundwork, but between these guys and the pigeon I didn’t finish, we’re hitting sort of an Urban Zoo today

a kewpie-esque drawing of me (a femme with a black bob, black dress, and cowboy boots) praying. On a cloud above me is my butch husband (with a little mullet, sleeveless tee, and Birkenstocks) as an angel, lounging on a cloud. Butchfemme!!

My Guardian Angel Wears Birkenstocks
#art

Two wiener dogs in vest looking at blueprint

"and this will be the biggest dog houseinator in the tri state area"

Text says “I’ll stop being a nagging, domineering bitch when I stop getting results.” Below, in digital pencil, is a sketch of a plump, vintagey girlie looking over her shoulder and kneeling. Her panties, which say “boss” on the ass, are pilled down. Her ass is flushed and there’s a hand mark on one cheek. Her sweater is pushed up, revealing her unclasped bra and a beautiful full sideboob. She is crying.

THE MORALE WILL DECLINE UNTIL DAILY BEATINGS RESUME 💥✋
#art

How it started: cute smiling stuffed ear of corn from Menards and a happy Pyrenees puppy

How it’s going: annihilation, fluffy innards everywhere

That happy lil corncob never stood a chance

Don’t make me tap the sign meme The sign says: THE SOUTH IS FULL OF GOOD PEOPLE THAT ARE ON YOUR SIDE THAT ARE HELD BACK BY GERRYMANDERING DISENFRANCHISEMENT AND REGRESSIVE POLICIES

Don’t be a piece of shit and celebrate suffering/death of innocent children, it’s not that fuckin difficult

a linocut print of a cowboy boot and a shooting star. the boot is printed in black and features a burning house in the night on the shaft, with stars, 4-leaf clovers, and a horseshoe decorating around it. The star is printed in an orange-to-red rainbow roll.

the same print, but in all red.

Get Along 🌠🌠🌠
#art #linocut

My work is up in The Lumber Yard in White Center, Seattle this month :)

a digital drawing modeled after a vintage matchbook cover. It’s a self portrait of me, hanging upside-down by the ankles over a ravine by ropes tied to each of my feet and to bucking horse’s feet on either side. My dress is flipped up and my heart-print undies and hairy legs are showing. Text below says “the sole shrjnemaiden at jinxland shrine” and then, very large below, “tip the artist?”

No Worries If Not

#art

orange cat in pink party hat

orange cat in pink party hat

i just think everyone should see these again

Love having more versions of this genre of image

Oh, just one more thing, then I'll be out of your hair.... henshin

A cigarette from Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me (1992)

Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me (1992)
Dir. David Lynch
Runtime 135 minutes minutes
🚬 x 27, or one cigarette every 5 minutes
⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️
https://howmanycigarettes.com/twin-peaks-fire-walk-with-me/

You have more in common with the average Iranian citizen than you do with the people that run this country

BREAKING: Mahmoud Khalil speaks out after being released from ICE detention.

"The Trump administration are doing their best to dehumanize everyone here," Khalil said.

A digital drawing of a maneki neko with a candle wick on its head. It’s flipping the bird and holding an upside-down framed picture of a cute devil in a frame with cracked glass. Big, hand-drawn text above it says “be gone evil” and small text below says “go away evil.” It’s surrounded by blue stars and text that says variations of “go away evil” and good fortune only.”

a spell against evil
#art