chaos incarnate (christmas edition)

me after my first 2 days on bluesky

i did!!! i loved it. but also that part of me that holds onto girlhood was like how dare u call me out like that 😂😂😂 it sort of reminds me of the “felled by capitalism to rad fem homesteader” pipeline

i hardly have the will to live when i can order groceries for delivery let alone having to……… forage and fight for my life?

the cover of not like us, big house with a bunch of sex offender alert icons

2025 white house cabinet meeting

even just w my fyp, it’s started to try and push pro trump shit which is crazy bc my feed has always been super leftist

thinking abt gnawing off my arm

i’m terrified of market research folk because they know things that no one should ever know about another human being

Ohh I think this is the lesbian manicure of winter gloves

dog smiling but giving mormon vibes

excuse me do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior

and just milk the fuck out of it. “you need me to take the trash out? oh…. i see…… when john was alive he never would’ve asked that….. “

Still from the Simpsons with quote "But what are you going to do about it? It’s a Two-Party system, you have to vote for one of us"

Is this seriously the Democrats' best pitch for 2024?

united nations tweet saying civilians are hashtag not a target. they must be protected. at all times. everywhere. with a infographic saying that babies schools children civilians hospitals humanitarians and healthcare workers are hashtag not a target

idk call me crazy but i thought the whole point of the UN was to stop genocides and war crimes not just sit on twitter positing vague condemnations without ever naming the perpetrator.

(the real scariness is the state of my floor, à la dogs pictured…….. happy howloweeeeeen)

1 year old black dog (some sort of super mutt) in a shark costume

10 year old black border collie lab mix in a bumble bee costume

1 year old super mutt in shark costume, pose no. 2

10 year old collie lab mix in bee costume pose no. 2

no theme just vibes

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the past few days i’ve been grappling with feminine rage. i’m not sure what triggered it but i just know that it is so present it seems to be eclipsing even my seasonal depression and i just opened youtube to see this: youtu.be/68C0arRNxkY?... shanspear doesn’t miss your honor!

I think "opted" is a big word when a lot of people are encountering surprise $200 fees for vaccination. You can't ask people to go in for a shot they then have to pay half their month's grocery bill for when the whole media machine is telling them it's nothing.

voting for Biden yields:

-the most anti trans legislation I've seen pass in my lifetime
-the overturning of roe v wade
-currently backing an ongoing genocide in Gaza
-insane inflation that hasn't been curbed in any substantive way
-a complete undoing of substantive COVID response

Want to feel old? This is what the Obama pope kid looks like now

obligatory dog break for ur doom scroll

Some Confederate apologist named Reed Cooley: They took pictures of this because they wanted you to feel angry and hopeless at what they were doing. They want your forefathers hanged, drawn, and quartered, but they’ll settle for dismembered statues (for now).

Doritos Locos Tacos have lasted almost 3x longer than the Confederacy.

it’s frustrating because we can’t keep playing this “lesser of two evils” game when they are in fact equally evil just have different marketing campaigns. how is it that when the voter response reflects our collective frustration, it’s us being childish? maybe we are just asking for…idk…change? 😂

I've never used a diva cup, but I'm assuming if you're also using a parachute the two cancel each other out

i saw just the most insane thread earlier of folks saying that gen z was going to kill america because we won’t vote for biden and especially aren’t going to now. they were arguing that we needed to “grow up and come to the table” sorry susan the table is covered in blood

be direct and honest about my FEELINGS? let’s be honest i would sooner rip my nails off of each and every single toe

this was my middle school default face LMAO