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FILM #6: "Night of the Demon" (1980)

26.10.2025 13:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

FILM #5: "Squirm" (1976)

26.10.2025 12:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

FILM #4: "Demon Witch Child" (1975)

26.10.2025 10:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

FILM #3: "Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night 2" (1987)

26.10.2025 08:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

FILM #2: "Night of the Living Dead" (1990)

26.10.2025 06:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

FILM #1: "The Funhouse" (1981)

26.10.2025 04:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The greatest night of the year is once again upon us! I can't believe this is my 14th one of these!

Also, having seen this year's clues for the secret lineup, I can say with absolute certainty that I know what film #4 is...and it's going to KILL with this crowd.

#AeroHorrorthon
#PraiseCornGorn

25.10.2025 20:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you so much!!!

19.10.2025 07:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

FILM #6: "Night of the Comet" (1984)

12.10.2025 07:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

FILM #5: "Transylvania 6-5000" (1985)

12.10.2025 07:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

FILM #4: "Lake Placid" (1999)

12.10.2025 05:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

FILM #3: "Elvira: Mistress of the Dark" (1988)

12.10.2025 03:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

FILM #2: "Vamp" (1986)

12.10.2025 01:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

FILM #1: "Once Bitten" (1985)

11.10.2025 23:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The October onslaught continues with my first marathon of the month (of three): the great Secret Sixteen's "Ha-Ha Horror" horror comedy marathon!

@secretsixteen.bsky.social
@joshmillerlite.bsky.social
@museumofhomevideo.bsky.social

11.10.2025 21:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
โ€˜Not an open rebellionโ€™: Sanchez questions Stephen Miller calling protesters โ€˜street terrorists'
YouTube video by CNN โ€˜Not an open rebellionโ€™: Sanchez questions Stephen Miller calling protesters โ€˜street terrorists'

Even more troubling is the fact that the official CNN version of the interview completely omits this entire segment.

And they're getting hammered for it in the comments.

youtu.be/wLxq0JGmpjA?...

09.10.2025 16:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Stephen Miller Says Trump Has 'Plenary Authority'
YouTube video by HuffPost Stephen Miller Says Trump Has 'Plenary Authority'

This is maybe the weirdest thing I've seen from this administration yet.

Stephen "Goebbels" Miller tells CNN's Boris Sanchez that Trump basically has unlimited power...and then completely freezes.

After the break, Sanchez carried on as if nothing had happened. ๐Ÿ˜ก

youtu.be/vWudXaj60rU?...

09.10.2025 16:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anytime someone says parking sucks at the New Beverly, I automatically assume that either (1) they've never actually been there or (2) they have a screw loose.

27.09.2025 17:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It appears the Aero Theatre Horrorthon has sold out in record time this year. Unfortunately, someone in my group failed to get a ticket in time. If anyone here has an extra/unwanted ticket, please let me know ASAP!

Amazing to think that I bought a ticket THE DAY OF for my first back in 2011.

26.09.2025 10:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Came across a great quote tonight that I unfortunately can't seem to attribute to a source:

"How you died does not erase how you lived."

22.09.2025 06:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Does the silencing of Kimmel really mean that the media is capitulating to authoritarianism and censorship? I think these remarks from The View hosts sum it up best:
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21.09.2025 03:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 443    ๐Ÿ” 67    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

I mean you're either pro-choice or pro-women dying of septic miscarriages, living in fear, lacking bodily autonomy, etc. We've had more than three years to see what lack of reproductive rights looks like, and it looks like a sadistic nightmare.

20.09.2025 14:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 758    ๐Ÿ” 146    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Covid is gonna shape American politics for years and years because it was the first time most Americans were asked to make sacrifices and they lost their minds because of it.

19.09.2025 22:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4377    ๐Ÿ” 909    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 91    ๐Ÿ“Œ 64

Fascistic hypocrisy explained in 81 seconds.

This would apply equally to narcissists, I feel...but that Venn diagram is pretty much a circle.

20.09.2025 04:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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For chrissakes, ABC, I don't need to see or hear Ilsa, She-Wolf of the S.S. every time I watch "Jeopardy."

20.09.2025 02:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Flyer from The Heritage Foundation Oversight Project titled โ€œTransgender Ideology-Inspired Violent Extremism (TIVE): Background and FAQs on Need for an FBI Domestic Terrorism Designation.โ€ The page defines โ€œTransgender Ideologyโ€ and โ€œTIVE,โ€ outlining beliefs allegedly associated with them. It claims such ideology justifies violence against opponents or frames opposition as violence. The text references the alleged assassination of Charlie Kirk, urging the FBI to classify TIVE as domestic terrorism.

Page 1: Flyer from The Heritage Foundation Oversight Project titled โ€œTransgender Ideology-Inspired Violent Extremism (TIVE): Background and FAQs on Need for an FBI Domestic Terrorism Designation.โ€ The page defines โ€œTransgender Ideologyโ€ and โ€œTIVE,โ€ outlining beliefs allegedly associated with them. It claims such ideology justifies violence against opponents or frames opposition as violence. The text references the alleged assassination of Charlie Kirk, urging the FBI to classify TIVE as domestic terrorism.

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Continuation of flyer with a section titled โ€œRecent Instances of TIVE-Motivated Acts of Domestic Terrorism.โ€ Lists multiple violent events from 2018 to 2025, attributing them to transgender ideology. Includes mugshots of two alleged attackers. Followed by a โ€œFrequently Asked Questions and Key Termsโ€ section, addressing whether transgender people are terrorists, comparing TIVE with โ€œNihilistic Violent Extremism,โ€ and discussing FBI designations.

Page 2: Continuation of flyer with a section titled โ€œRecent Instances of TIVE-Motivated Acts of Domestic Terrorism.โ€ Lists multiple violent events from 2018 to 2025, attributing them to transgender ideology. Includes mugshots of two alleged attackers. Followed by a โ€œFrequently Asked Questions and Key Termsโ€ section, addressing whether transgender people are terrorists, comparing TIVE with โ€œNihilistic Violent Extremism,โ€ and discussing FBI designations.

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Flyer continues with questions about Antifa and FBI terrorism classifications. States that Antifa and TIVE are separate categories. Lists ways the FBI classifies domestic terrorism and identifies typical characteristics of โ€œTIVEs,โ€ such as targeting Christians, mental illness, and online radicalization. Includes images: a โ€œTrans Antifaโ€ logo, a pink-blue-white-striped slogan image reading โ€œProtect Their Right to Exist,โ€ a photo of Audrey Hale with a firearm, and a close-up of a magazine with the words โ€œWhere is your God?โ€

Page 3: Flyer continues with questions about Antifa and FBI terrorism classifications. States that Antifa and TIVE are separate categories. Lists ways the FBI classifies domestic terrorism and identifies typical characteristics of โ€œTIVEs,โ€ such as targeting Christians, mental illness, and online radicalization. Includes images: a โ€œTrans Antifaโ€ logo, a pink-blue-white-striped slogan image reading โ€œProtect Their Right to Exist,โ€ a photo of Audrey Hale with a firearm, and a close-up of a magazine with the words โ€œWhere is your God?โ€

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Section titled โ€œTerminology Used by TIVE.โ€ Defines terms including cisgender, deadnaming, Gillick competence, misgendering, โ€œRight to Exist,โ€ โ€œTrans genocide,โ€ and a phrase โ€œYou either have a live boy or dead girl, you choose.โ€ Each is presented as terminology used in or associated with TIVE. Page layout is text-heavy, no additional graphics.

Page 4: Section titled โ€œTerminology Used by TIVE.โ€ Defines terms including cisgender, deadnaming, Gillick competence, misgendering, โ€œRight to Exist,โ€ โ€œTrans genocide,โ€ and a phrase โ€œYou either have a live boy or dead girl, you choose.โ€ Each is presented as terminology used in or associated with TIVE. Page layout is text-heavy, no additional graphics.

Heritage Foundation has released an absolutely insane policy proposal to label all trans people as domestic terrorists. It uses completely made up instances of terrorism and made up statistics but facts don't matter to them.

They want us all eradicated.

19.09.2025 01:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5682    ๐Ÿ” 2507    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 273    ๐Ÿ“Œ 518

Iโ€™ve finished setting up my government-mandated shrine to St. Charlie Kirk. I will pray to Him every day that I can become more and more racist in my remaining years. As required by law.

19.09.2025 03:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 761    ๐Ÿ” 76    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œThis isnโ€™t the America I knowโ€

Black People:

19.09.2025 01:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 114    ๐Ÿ” 32    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

If Democrats ever get power again there needs to be a proper reckoning. Criminals need to be indicted, prosecuted and convicted for trying to subvert our democracy and rights for Trump.

There is no room for Merrick Garlands and milquetoast centrists anymore.

You need accountability.

19.09.2025 01:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2500    ๐Ÿ” 540    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 140    ๐Ÿ“Œ 38
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Sinclair's ABC Stations Will Air Charlie Kirk Tribute During 'Jimmy Kimmel Live' Time Slot Sinclair will replace the 'Jimmy Kimmel Live!' time slot on Friday with a tribute special to Charlie Kirk.

Headline should be "Disney to Air Tribute to Deceased Bigoted Lunatic."

www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...

18.09.2025 09:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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