Evolvinghominid

Conservative family members: How are you going to explain your gender identity to your child? It's going to confuse her.

Me: How are you going to explain why you voted multiple times for a convicted rapist who mocked disabled people and said to grab women by their pussy?

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Fun fact: I've had twice as many colonoscopies in my life as long-term relationships.

Funner fact: That's how I'm starting my next therapy session.

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And now, we begin referring to "reading the news" as "checking who lost rights today".

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David Lynch as Gordon Cole in Twin Peaks

RIP, David Lynch. Truly one of the great weirdoes in film and television history.

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