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Julianna

@guillotinaturner.bsky.social

Educator, Mom, Regretfully Floridian, I had Lyme and it sucked and I love scrungly looking animals.

110 Followers  |  154 Following  |  16 Posts  |  Joined: 13.11.2024  |  2.105

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FOR OBVIOUS REASONS, PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU ARE UP TO DATE ON YOUR VACCINATIONS NOW.

13.02.2025 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 12577    πŸ” 3579    πŸ’¬ 224    πŸ“Œ 116

My workload/general scale of responsibilities this week could best be described by the phrase β€œHamilton wrote the other 51”

06.02.2025 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All of mine are angry right now because it’s oddly cold and damp here so I feel you.

26.01.2025 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One of the best comedic scenes in tv history, I think

26.01.2025 01:56 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey just in case any of yall forgot @caryjo.bsky.social is my grandpa.

26.01.2025 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ID DUB YOUR BUTT GRANDPA

26.01.2025 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
from TMZ: Tesla Cybertruck Erupts Into Flames Outside Trump Hotel in Las Vegas

from TMZ: Tesla Cybertruck Erupts Into Flames Outside Trump Hotel in Las Vegas

perfect. no notes.

01.01.2025 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1274    πŸ” 140    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 5

I just refuse to do anything that would make Apartheid Clyde happy πŸ˜‚

14.12.2024 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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"If using salted butter, omit the additional salt in the recipe."

09.12.2024 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 376    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 3
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Why yes I am a white bisexual woman water sign why do you ask

04.12.2024 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

HI GRANDPA

01.12.2024 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hung multiple bell ornaments on the bottom of mine this year so I can hopefully catch them in the act. We’ll see how that goes.

01.12.2024 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Post a gif of your favorite comfort show

29.11.2024 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
a glorious round robin who is so handsome it is magnificent brings u to ur knees

a glorious round robin who is so handsome it is magnificent brings u to ur knees

its Gettin Round Seasone

20.11.2024 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 924    πŸ” 216    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 8

I only have one ex I google in a similar fashion and his name is annoyingly common so it’s a real roller coaster of emotions every time πŸ˜‚

17.11.2024 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I dunno about you kids, but back in my day failing to knock out a guy more than twice your age who hadnt fought for 19 years was considered embarrassing, not a win

16.11.2024 11:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1114    πŸ” 83    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 3

Leaf Removal, reporting for duty.

17.11.2024 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Feels like the olden times in here!

17.11.2024 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Henry Winkler FTW

16.11.2024 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 352    πŸ” 45    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 2

The resonance of his voice is astounding.

16.11.2024 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Godspeed You Depressed Bitch" is my post-rock alter ego

16.11.2024 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1006    πŸ” 119    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 5
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4 year anniversary of Pete in a sweatshirt.

16.11.2024 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like I should make some sort out of β€œis this thing on?” joke here…

16.11.2024 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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