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Christian Wisseh

@christianwisseh.bsky.social

Comedian, Home Cook, Suburban Black

41 Followers  |  124 Following  |  21 Posts  |  Joined: 17.11.2024  |  1.6106

Latest posts by christianwisseh.bsky.social on Bluesky

I stopped messing with Kanye after Yeezus dropped. Once dude started calling himself a Black Skinhead, I was out. I mourned the artist formerly known as Kanye almost 12 years ago.

12.02.2025 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They don’t call him β€˜Rob’ Pelinka for nothing. I still can’t believe he got Luka Doncic for Anthony Davis and two courtside seats.

04.02.2025 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kendrick won as many Grammys tonight (5) for "Not Like Us" as Drake has won his entire career.

03.02.2025 04:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tell em Kendrick did it. A sweep for Not Like Us. I can only aspire to be that elite of a hater.

03.02.2025 04:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Not like us just won best rap performance at the Grammys!

DJ mustard accepting the award….

02.02.2025 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 102    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 8

Solid apology for that blocked CP3 trade.

02.02.2025 07:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is a strong argument for a deep state that is loyal to the constitution and the rule of law.

01.02.2025 07:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve spent the last 5 months looking for a job. It’s rough out here.

23.01.2025 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wanted to see how much like the App Formerly Known As Twitter this place. I appreciate your comment. This is a great app.

21.01.2025 05:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Baltimore Ravens: We have one of the best rushing offenses in the league and we're in the playoffs.

Also the Baltimore Ravens: It's the playoffs, let's stop running the ball.

20.01.2025 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Siri. Play She’s Gone by Hall & Oates. #tiktok

19.01.2025 03:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Drake filed a new lawsuit about Not Like Us? Guess what I’m about to put on repeat?

15.01.2025 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Delusion Panthers Fan time: I think the Panthers can be in the playoff hunt this time next year.

08.12.2024 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t know how much of the embers of One For All LeBron can use anymore?

07.12.2024 08:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The human brain is so random. Why did I just remember, out of nowhere, that Rashard Mendenhall went to Illinois?

01.12.2024 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If someone is stealing deodorant, I say let them. Eliminating musty smells is a public good.

30.11.2024 23:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love that I can open Bluesky in public. I don’t have to worry about pron bots posts while I randomly scroll.

30.11.2024 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The economy is bad and I got laid off? My family is getting Thoughts and Prayers for Christmas.

27.11.2024 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Just casually breaking a generational curse. #iykyk

25.11.2024 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Panthers didn’t embarrass themselves and I couldn’t be more thrilled. Good game to build off of.

24.11.2024 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My apartment instantly became nicer when I found out it is rent controlled.

21.11.2024 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Cowboys play with the same energy of a company that's waiting for layoffs.

19.11.2024 04:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Let me get these posts off before the pron bots and tactical glasses Twitter make their way over here.

18.11.2024 05:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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