Sam ⓥ

Them: The PLCB (PA liquor board) approves the selling of Malört in Pennsylvania liquor stores.

Me: *Chicago traumas arise once again*

Meal Prep Monday:
• Veggie stock (I started keeping scraps in the freezer and will be using the instant pot. I’m a big soup guy).
• Roasted peppers (I got some fancy olive oil).
• Beans and greens (cannellini and kale babyyy).
• Lemony garlicky pasta (maybe linguini?).

😋 #mealprepmonday

Thanks to the generosity of a kind friend with a Phillies hook-up, in 2025, I get to check OPENING DAY off of my “never did this before” list.
So excited! ❤️🔔❤️

Go Birdz!
💚🦅💚

Happy Saturday!

“Cheers to those who wish us well,
And those who don’t can go to hell.”

~ Elaine Benes

My favorite recent realization about how fucking ridiculous this sh¡t fuck country is is that people are big mad about this pardon ACTIN LIKE Trump
*just wouldn’t*
pardon horrible people who are guilty.

He would NEVERRRR play dirty. Nooo.

Get the FUCK over yourselves.

I’m back on here. Hi!

Dang… 10 years ago today I signed my first lease, and therefore, made the final decision to move to Philly. It’s been a wild ride so far! I appreciate the lessons learned here, even the hard ones. 💜

Doing a “test run” on the new Instant Pot and Frank and I are both sitting in the other room in silence together just watching it. 😂

Well duh! Frank Constanza is on it.

No disrespect to Matrix or Trinity or this individual’s drip (cuz they looked awesome), but I truly hope they explore Terminator 2 Sarah Connor someday. 💜

Went to this interesting after hours spot and kinda humble-but not so-humble bragged about how cool Sarah Connor is after they presented themself as 1999 Trinity from The Matrix which came out a year before they were born...

Zig! ✨

Happy 178th birthday, Milwaukee!

Laces out, Ray Finkel!
😔

Arguably the WORST smell everrr on the El today. And this is coming from a train that always smells bad. Whatever that was, I hope I never smell it again.

I’d rather smell rock.
#storiesfromtheel

Sure, I just didn’t want to get to work today.
Fucking el.

This train will be an entire chapter in my memoirs I write someday. 💜

#storiesfromtheel

“How tf is it already Christmas?”

- Me (every year)

Seems like a return trip to Mexico in 2024 is in order. I love my friends! I’m blessed. ✨

The guy singing Barney’s theme song at the el stop is a vibe. 💜🌈
#storiesfromtheel

Not me at 11:15p in a room full of comrades having fun and having weird social anxiety and resorting to talking about SVU deep cuts. 😅

If you need a smile, Cookie Monster joined Instagram today.
✨🍪✨💜✨🍪✨

@rainbownekko.bsky.social
Nice to see you on here, comrade!
💜

I could sleep for days.

Lol, Nick.

Lol, Harper.

Lol, Schwarber.

The el smells like cum.
#storiesfromtheel

There’s my good boy.

I am beginning to have that urge of replacing that dumb X on my home screen and putting this app in its place.