Shana

13, and I thought that was a lot.

Reclining on Amtrak is also an asshole thing to do.

Woke Prue.

"Are you trying to achieve a certain physique with your exercise?"

NO. No. I'm not. No. I do not give a fuck about losing weight. If I end up doing so, cool. If not, cool.

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT.

(I have a crochet pierogi ornament for my Christmas tree.)

I want to do this sourdough thing, and I could get a starter from a bakery, but I want to make it myself.

Do I have the patience to wait two weeks or more for a loaf of bread?

Adding Brett Favre to this list.

Can’t wait until they change it to Headquarters_Nice for the Millennials.

Memphis. There's video floating around.

If someone kicked my pet, there would be no mercy. I do not care if you're a fed.

Gladys Mae West obituary: mathematician who pioneered GPS technology She made key contributions to US cold-war science despite facing huge barriers as a Black woman.

No joke: I got angry hate mail today for writing an obituary of a Black woman scientist—because the person felt she did didn’t deserve the recognition.

Which just makes me want to share it again: www.nature.com/articles/d41...

I really love sleep.

A totally Trader Joe’s meal. Chicken meatballs, rainbow carrots that have been roasted in olive oil, salt, and pepper, and broccolini pan cooked in chili oil with lemon juice and parmigiano reggiano grated on top.

Hello here is my dinner. No, there is nothing on those meatballs, deal with it.

A minor is a minor. 16, 4, 12, 15. They're all children.
Anyone justifying this type of behavior because "they're almost 18" is disgusting.

what if i did the broccolini in chili oil?

Is *this* what a hyper-fixation meal is? Like, all i want to eat are baby broccolis.

Look at all these losers with no rhythm.

Happy birthday!

Starting to think these weren’t really applied with the consideration required by law

In case you need a reminder like I just did: unclench your jaw and loosen up your shoulders.

Jessie Diggins, Olympic cross-country skiing gold medalist, from the Twin Cities: “I want to make sure you know who I’m racing for…”

Love that!

My favorite Valentine’s Day was spent at the Carrier Dome for a Syracuse basketball game.
It’s nice being in love on the love day, but I haven’t been in so long that I hate it.

Smart. I only hate it because I'm single. Did not hate it when I was in a relationship.🤷‍♀️

I will actually be going to dinner with a group of women from this dinner club group I joined that night and then a bar, sooooo I'm likely out for Mario Kart!

My most hated day of the year (along with Valentine's Day. I hate other people's love)

Not sure why I'd never considered adding a fruit spread to plain yogurt until I tried Trader Joe's fig Greek yogurt and decided I needed it available all year.

Cherelle SUCKS.

Get IT Mama Bridgerton.

She said “I am the tea you’re having” that’s RIGHT.

Lolllll. I imagine it is, but who knows. I thought everyone thought in words, and it turns out there’s people out there that think in pictures.

I am curious what the circumstances were. Not that it excuses anything. Like was it just some guy talking shit because they lost?