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a cat is reading the art of military strategy book ALT: a cat is reading the art of military strategy book

Cats, on #reflection
Never cease one moment to
Try to rule the world

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a cat laying on the edge of a bathroom sink looking at the camera ALT: a cat laying on the edge of a bathroom sink looking at the camera

I knew it was #timed -
Your immediate response
To hearing your food

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It sure is 😹😸

a painting of a vase of flowers is on a wall next to a sign that says " es pn " ALT: a painting of a vase of flowers is on a wall next to a sign that says " es pn "

What is #relevant?
A happy home full of joy
With a bonkers cat

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My goal is to know
What is #achievable in
The mind of a cat

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An unnerving stare
As #measurable amounts
Of food is consumed

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a man with a beard is taking a picture of himself with a cat . ALT: a man with a beard is taking a picture of himself with a cat .

You’re completely vague,
And not #specific about
Who’s your favourite

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The things us cat owners go through lol 😹😂

a black and white cat is sitting on a floral mattress ALT: a black and white cat is sitting on a floral mattress

Like lightning I jump
Straight into #action I act
When I hear retching

(The nightmare of pet owners, late at night) 😂

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a black and white cat is standing on a woman 's head ALT: a black and white cat is standing on a woman 's head

There are no #options
Between having a lie in
And feeding your cat

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a person is sitting on a couch in front of a flat screen tv ALT: a person is sitting on a couch in front of a flat screen tv

One #reality
Of having a pet cat is
No more “alone time”

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So true! 😸👍🏻

When you know, you know 😸👍🏻

a person is feeding a cat a snack that says inaba ALT: a person is feeding a cat a snack that says inaba

The #goal of my cat
Is to maximise food treats
From many humans

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a close up of a cat 's face with the words who are you below it . ALT: a close up of a cat 's face with the words who are you below it .

I take #issue with
Those who say they cannot stand
Any kind of cat

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Hanging with my cat
Is like public #transport where
You’re stuck and can’t move

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a cat wearing a pilot 's helmet and goggles is sitting in a cockpit ALT: a cat wearing a pilot 's helmet and goggles is sitting in a cockpit

Having a cat is
A refined, unique #science
In diplomacy

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a cat wearing an orange hat is sitting next to a silver bell ALT: a cat wearing an orange hat is sitting next to a silver bell

The amount of times
I’ve had to check the #number
Of treats you’ve eaten

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a cat wearing a white shirt and tie with the words i am in charge above it ALT: a cat wearing a white shirt and tie with the words i am in charge above it

Some people believe
That their cat worships them lots
But that is a #myth

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a cat is playing with a red ball on a wooden floor and says yeeeeeeeeeaaa aaaaaah ALT: a cat is playing with a red ball on a wooden floor and says yeeeeeeeeeaaa aaaaaah

I look through my books,
A trove of #literature
To make cats happy

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I a puppeteer
Master of my destiny
Until she came by
An enchantress bewitching
Full of alchemy & mischief
Turning my stone heart
Into a weeping well of sorrow
Crushing my tomorrows
With her smile of disdain
My madness whirls & swells
Such is this loves #law

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a cat is sitting on a couch with a carrot in its mouth . ALT: a cat is sitting on a couch with a carrot in its mouth .

The one unsaid #law
Is to NEVER touch my fur
With your unwashed hands

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a cat is laying on the floor next to a bowl . ALT: a cat is laying on the floor next to a bowl .

The #language you have
Can best be understood when
Your bowl is empty

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a cat is playing with an apple laptop on a table ALT: a cat is playing with an apple laptop on a table

Making #History
By being the first cat who
Judges with her words

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a black cat looking out a window at a tree ALT: a black cat looking out a window at a tree

Surveying the land
Mapping the #Geography
Before she escapes

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a cat is laying on a bed with its eyes closed and its paws outstretched . ALT: a cat is laying on a bed with its eyes closed and its paws outstretched .

Cats are #famous for
Fooling you into thinking
They give a monkeys

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a picture of a cat with the words dogs have owners cats have staff ALT: a picture of a cat with the words dogs have owners cats have staff

It’s #educating
To think that you own a cat
When it’s you that’s owned

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a baby is looking out of a window with the words `` here you go '' . ALT: a baby is looking out of a window with the words `` here you go '' .

Business or Private
#Domestic or Commercial
We still get ripped off

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Thanks so much 😊👍

a person is petting a kitten with a gray shirt on ALT: a person is petting a kitten with a gray shirt on

Such a nice #creature
With fluffy paws, face and tail
She sways our intent

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