crouton eater

I love Boston. It’s so exotic. I’m sitting in a coffee shop and the male barista just said “it’s always been hard for me to be fully homophobic because my moms are lesbians”

“I just think this administration is inherently pronatalist,” said the activist Simone Collins, referring to the movement to reverse declining birthrates. Ms. Collins, along with her husband, Malcolm Collins, sent the White House several draft executive orders, including one that would bestow a “National Medal of Motherhood” to mothers with six or more children.

the cross of honor of the german mother, a nazi award issued in bronze, silver and gold for mothers who raise between four and eight children

i try to tune out the pro natalist freak couple with the stupid glasses so i missed the detail that they literally want to bring back cross of honor of the german mother

Just heard a woman do that classic ojousama laugh in a cafe, as just her normal laugh, repeatedly. I did not know such a woman really existed.
My partner looked up in shock, his coffee mug frozen at his lips, and we just stared at one another in silence.

The image is a screenshot of a post on X by a user named David Roberts (@volts .wtf). The post reads: "The most obvious lesson to draw from the leaked Signal chat is that these people really are morons. It’s not a public act, it’s not a schtick, there’s not some secret back room where they drop the facade. They are genuinely stupid, incompetent people."

This is the simplest and most obvious explanation.

“You never told me why you transitioned. Was it the dysphoria,” asked my wife.

“No, not really.”

“Societal perceptions? Body mods?”

“Nope.”

“Well, what was it then?”

“I want to be better at magjrr…,” I mumbled.

“At what?”

“At MAGIC THE GATHERING,” I shouted, tears streaming down my face.

I just hate hot takes man, I hate the way they’re written, I hate how dumb they are, I hate that nobody checks in on their own theories to check if they were correct. I hate looking at peoples shit hot takes!!

I honestly don’t know if I’d even vote for the Bluesky zoomer running for Congress over the incumbent but I’m considering donating 20 bucks to her just because she’s making 10% of the people on here so angry for hilarious reasons

I dunno why I still let these "reasonable concerns" freaks who spend months pretending to be on the fence before revealing they have always been anti-trans extremists get to me. Why are they so uniquely frustrating?

Okay, here me out:

No one, literally no company and no people, should ever make another super hero movie or television show ever again. It's over. It's done. Enough.

few things are more entertaining than seeing the "american" section of a grocery store somewhere else in the world and it's just 14 types of candy and jarred hot dogs. like yep, nailed it

treat 9/11 is nigh

A tweet by a trans person: Trans women have always used women's spaces. I came out in 2001 and have every day of my life. This moral panic is crazy Community Note: This is untrue as Jeremy Corbyn invented trans ideology in 2018. Sources: reduxx.com, 4chan.org, ihatetrannies.co.uk

Every community note about trans people

whenever i see people posting their own “ACAB includes ___” posts i get PTSD flashbacks to 4 years ago when i posted a police car themed children shopping cart and a segment of twitter genuinely got enraged at me for it

great news everyone, after receiving one (1) unemployment check i have been "randomly selected" for a mandatory miserable, worthless bureaucratic nightmare reemployment assistance program that i have to complete or they'll dump me from unemployment

“baseball players all get shorter day” should be a national holiday

being the richest person in the world and the president of the united states can’t even stop this guy from continuing to crash out

they’re arresting people for performing abortions, they’re deporting people for liking pro-palestine posts on social media, they’re sending immigrants to forced labor camps in south america, we are living under fascism right now

responsible adult breakfast

something penis this way cums?

sorry but if youre afraid of trans women youre a fucking pussy

no

can anybody give me 60 dollars :))))

Having a dream where I’m forcibly injected with an unknown substance multiple times against my will SOUNDS hot in the right context, but I can assure you that it was very much a traumatic experience and not an erotic one.

i wake up everyday thinking about this

This is like, 80-90% of people who did major events in human history

how many controversial salutes are there. i can only think of the one but admittedly i'm not a salute scholar

new anti communism argument nobody has ever heard before: "ERM communism is great on paper but TERRIBLE in practice"