Joe Garden

Pretty lame that this is how you use your time while your constituents go hungry and people may not be able to go home for Thanksgiving.

Now adding “ the sartorial flare of Kash Patel” to my roster of insults.

That meme where Principal Skinner is saying it’s the kids who are wrong but it’s every establishment dem talking about the progressive wing of the party.

“According to Mamdani’s Bisexuality Advisor Lux Alptraum…”

His primary legacy is that he got too many hearts.

Lisa you come into the house this instant! The neighbors have had enough scaring.

I’ve been listening to episodes of Blank Check when I have trouble sleeping and I have to say that the Richard Lawson episode about Always (the least of the Spielberg films in notoriety, not quality) is hands down my favorite episode.

It’s weird how people downplayed a new disease entering our everyday lives. Never mind that the hand waving of “It’s no worse than a cold,” is wrong; the fact that we now have a new disease we can contract several times a year is just part of our lives, and that’s bizarre.

D&D really altered the perception of the golem. Fortunately, Judaism has several thousand years on Gary Gygax (RIP), and there’s still the dybbuk.

A few resources for those ready to use them:

Move to encrypted texts: signal.org

Get your phone off the grid and block the mic: mic-lock.com

Privacy email: proton.me (paid level has VPN)

VPN: www.privateinternetaccess.com

Time to take your privacy seriously, if you aren’t already.

Who bought you, Dork? Who paid for you? Who’s pulling your strings?

I’m okay with supporting evil so long as I makes me LOL

Failure of a businessman. Failure of an actor. Failure of a congressperson. Failure of a fact checker.

Yesterday, I sold a book of photographs of uncircumcised penises for $100, so take that, Internet porn!

The real wild card at the flea market this year is the woman who does “soul paintings.” She has been doing about one an hour since I got here, which isn’t crazy money, but it’s more than I would have guessed.

For the second time ever, someone wanted to reach me via Facebook Messenger Audio, and I am livid.

Really really stoking up the ol’ AI bubble fire

And how the hell did he get Tom Noonan for it?

We’re not doing a proper 31 in 31, but we’re watching a lot more horror movies than usual. First up, Ti West’s debut The Roost and Pearl. What an…inauspicious beginning for the guy that would make House of the Devil. It’s “This is cheesy and we know it,” posture actually made me angry.

“I did a fanzine in high school, ergo I am an editor.”

Which came first, Stephen Miller’s face or his personality?

I thought “They sure do!” without noticing the glitz around it.

We take our victories where we can.

Pete Hegseth accidentally flipping a skateboard into his nuts on live TV

Not even a DEFENSE of Blue Sky; more a statement of TCW’s hysterical preening.

And would-be snitch.

I was in Florida with my wife as she prepared for her mother’s passing. Now I’m in Wisconsin helping my mom move. I haven’t been home in two weeks. I am really ready to go home.

It was so truncated that the whole “Conan! What is best in life!” Dialogue was eliminated. Victory overturned.

My victory came in the form of a greatly truncated version of Conan the Barbarian airing on some digital tv channel called Comet.

It has been a long, hot, and demoralizing day. I was hoping to coast to victory in this one.