Bitch I want that shit *bottled* and *pasteurised* - I don’t need to get anywhere near you for that!!

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doesn’t diminish the Thirst

24.09.2025 19:20 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

MILK PLWEASE

24.09.2025 19:16 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

But “Wimbledon” is fine, no?

02.07.2025 22:19 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

They think saying nothing negative equates to support….it doesn’t

Zero is not a positive number, Tim

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oooohhhhh you've got a fun series ending! the epilogue of bk9 is actually cheffs kiss. I genuinely think the expanse is my favourite series of all time, sorry Wheel of Time my beloved.

I absolutely cannot wait to get through my book backlog to read Captives War

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proud to live in a country where our Money Parties are red and blue. can you imagine living in a country whose money parties are blue and red?!

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Reasons to Live Through the Apocalypse Sunrises. People you have still to meet and laugh with. Songs about love, peace, anger, and revolution. Walks in the woods. The smile you exchange with a stranger when you experience beauty accidentally together. Butterflies. Seeing your grandparents again. The moon in all her forms, whether half or full. Dogs. Birthdays and half-birthdays. That feeling of floating in love. Watching birds eat from bird feeders. The waves of happiness that follow the end of sadness. Brown eyes. Watching a boat cross an empty sea. Sunsets. Dipping your feet in the river. Balconies. Cake. The wind in your face when you roll the car window down on an open highway. Falling asleep to the sound of a steady heartbeat. Warm cups of tea on cold days. Hugs. Night skies. Art museums. Books filled with everything you do not yet know. Long conversations. Long-lost friends. Poetry.

I wrote this on one of the darkest days of my life. It gave me an anchor to hold onto.

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I can’t morally justify being on twitter anymore so I’ve switched!

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