maggie

leaving an american flag on the moon was pretty guache, no?

Get a noguchi lamp in the oval office STAT

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difficult to dispute charges at dermatologist’s office when staff knows intimately of my scalp problem

hour 7 of an 8 hour flight, no calzone yet

hook was on the adjacent wall but i didn’t even look

no hook on the back of the bathroom door is barbarous

i would’ve pardoned my son. i would pardon a lot of people tbh. that’s just what i’m like i guess

guy in front of me on my flight is leaned so far back in his seat that i cannot open my laptop

yes 😵‍💫

"consider this sauvignon blanc"

life recently

airdropping this to my dad at the dinner table

she’s being mercurial!😧 run!!

trying to do my thing on this app amid gen xers earnestly sharing book recommendations

this app feels empty without one million bots talking to each other and liking things and creating a false economy of engagement

take it back

yesterday a client asked me to translate an asset into chinese and japanese and i said i didn’t know chinese or japanese and she was like “i know”

receiving a slack message

taking on new social media account in hopes of gaining internet notoriety while continuing to lack the mental discipline to respond to texts

appears to be many literary agents and publishing professionals on this app

app feed is deeply unfunny, that’s no problem

joining this app after having failed to give a shit about threads