@itsmaplejean.bsky.social
I'm a 31 year old lesbian who knows too many nature facts for my own good.
watching a Barbie movie: omg I know this bitch what else has she been in
24.07.2025 23:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0jeff sadecki certified weed man
05.04.2025 03:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I CANT BELIEVE SHES STILL WEARING THAT FUCKASS HAT.....
28.03.2025 19:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Cinema peaked with John Boyegas running through the hallway scene in attack the block
02.03.2025 01:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Me after I turn 32 this year
21.02.2025 02:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0First DBT session we talked about how encouraging it can be to continually work to improve at something
I'm gonna become the Best at unmasking and speed run therapy
I'm in my realizing era
18.02.2025 21:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Frolicking in a field rn would fix me fr fr
16.02.2025 01:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Yellowjackets season 3 tomorrow
13.02.2025 17:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"oooooh this girl is either insane or some kind of prophet ooooh~" why not both... Us crazies can also receive divine visions 👏
12.02.2025 18:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Blessed by the fact that my theatre was giving out these when I went to see Heart Eyes
12.02.2025 17:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0when you moisturize and you’re too slippery to open the bathroom door? that’s your slime time. you can use it however you want.
03.07.2023 17:09 — 👍 1093 🔁 227 💬 7 📌 4"Thats it! That's fucking it! You're getting a time out missy. I can't fucking believe it- three girls in this house and no one can act like a fucking lady" - what I just yelled at my cat for chasing her sister around, proving I'm not ready to be a mom quite yet
12.02.2025 17:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Yes. “People are doing things. You will meet them when YOU start doing things.”
Lots of information and resources in this one.
open.substack.com/pub/sherrily...
This just in: Molly copies the movies that I watch except she's a lot more popular on here (even tho I'm funnier) so she gets the attention 😒
12.02.2025 02:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thank you @joshruben.bsky.social for making a movie specifically for me personally. Really good job mining my brain for things I like and putting them all together for me 💞
12.02.2025 02:42 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
Getting out ahead of this and taking responsibility 👏❤️😞
11.02.2025 08:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hi I came back from my stabilization stay early because the staff were honestly making me worse!!! Fuck that place actually!!!
11.02.2025 06:13 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The cat distribution system finally found me a day before I was gonna check myself in for a short term stabilization inpatient stay.... So my actual goal for the next ten days while I'm here is to name her
Give me ideas... So far all she really does is cuddle, make biscuits, and purr
Bro like..... We are connected cosmically bro
03.02.2025 02:55 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0we need another fyre festival.... that was real good for our working class hearts
03.02.2025 00:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The thing is it really sucks living through primary source times
28.01.2025 01:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I looooooove being a kinda middle aged woman I looooooove doing like 10 different night time creams, one medicated one, an oil, and two lip products
23.01.2025 03:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Feeling SOOOOO thirties girlie with my nightly snack of full fat Greek yogurt with honey and dark chocolate granola on top 😈
20.01.2025 03:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yoda working the line: heard was chef!
12.01.2025 04:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that
05.01.2025 18:48 — 👍 18010 🔁 3685 💬 205 📌 165To me she is the most beautiful
03.01.2025 15:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The cyber truck is gross because we can't see ANY of it's guts... A regular car usually has some of the guts visible (pipes and such) but the cyber truck hides its innards in an ugly shell.
03.01.2025 15:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
Yeah here you go pal
03.01.2025 04:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
