Halber Mensch halbes Plätzchen

they will never ever realise this lol

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Me when I'm CEO of a microblogging app/website and someone calls me out on my bs

[walks into the toilet] "is this a bit?"

I did once spend some time wondering if it counts as cultural appropriation to wear a Bajoran d’ja pagh. I came to the conclusion that it kind of is actually?? (I suspect you won't agree lol)

Today's discourse has had me earnestly wondering if it is misogynist to call a car an "old banger"

Every week we get another indication of how likely Reform is to form the next government and Labour panics and announces another reactionary policy to appease right wing voters, witlessly centralising more authoritarian power in the state they are about to hand over to Nigel Farage.

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No judgement here - tomorrow will be better

mfw an old friend from uni deadnames me versus mfw an email from my motor insurer deadnames me

hard to fault the actual advice tho

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especially because what it is really giving is medieval peasant i.e. from before being a protestant was EVEN INVENTED lol

hahahahahahahahahahahaha I am literally offended

Being nice to trans people really did turn out to be a load bearing part of liberal democracy ey

YES

also LOL at your "lower quartiles" thing some of us have met you irl remember

being tall is a disadvantage at a crowded bar because the bar staff need to glance upwards in order for you to catch their eye - I can wait there for ages as newcomers get served around me

Legit wanna join just the Zarah Sultana faction of YP can that be a thing please?

The old left guard, it's time to go.

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I adopt the social model of disability which holds that it is society that is disabled, rather than the person, in circumstances where there are access limitations. Society is clearly disabled in respect of access provision for enbies and on that basis I use disabled loos.

pi55 off back to LinkedIn you parasite

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YouTube video by Kep Mersens Hole ‎– Gold Dust Woman

Just been blessed by a recollection of the existence of this recording - impossible to imagine a more perfect version of this song - it's like it was written for Hole to cover www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKf3...

New work mugshot

I told my kids it was the final boss of school

This, courtesy of my law journals RSS feed, is hilarious! (provided you are interested in boilerplate clauses in sovereign debt instruments) academic.oup.com/cmlj/article...

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