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Jade Helm ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ, Eh.

@jadehelm.bsky.social

Real name's Todd. Dad, left of center, aspiring *possibly shitty* writer, heathen & snarky af GenXr. PTSD. ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ Ally. #TogetherBlue #BLM #NeverVoteConservative #FuckTrump ๐ŸšซDMs, please. "Libertas inaestimabilis res est". https://substack.com/@jadehelm

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Please enjoy my cartoon in today's Toronto Star

21.11.2025 13:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 143    ๐Ÿ” 46    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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ShamWow Guy Runs For Congress A huckster for a party led by a huckster. Makes sense. @MrScarce
24.11.2025 14:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
'Who cares?': Carney, when asked about last time he spoke to Trump
YouTube video by CBC News 'Who cares?': Carney, when asked about last time he spoke to Trump

"Who cares?"๐Ÿ˜‚
youtube.com/shorts/o37nf...

24.11.2025 14:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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You're So Dark

#NowPlaying
@listigeplaylists.bsky.social

open.spotify.com/track/40DwUg...

24.11.2025 14:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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A sitting president shouting that people should be jailed for telling the military to follow the law.

You can hear the panic in every capital letter.

23.11.2025 08:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8400    ๐Ÿ” 2250    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 535    ๐Ÿ“Œ 143
My life is politics,
reading books and
exercise.

Pierre Poilievre

My life is politics, reading books and exercise. Pierre Poilievre

Yeah, i have my doubts about interests 2 & 3.

23.11.2025 13:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Top: Doug Ford pretends to be a man of the people by cracking an egg into a cup. It's embarrassing.

Bottom: Donald Trump pretend to be awake while handing McDonalds fries to someone off camera.

Top: Doug Ford pretends to be a man of the people by cracking an egg into a cup. It's embarrassing. Bottom: Donald Trump pretend to be awake while handing McDonalds fries to someone off camera.

Stupid, soulless men born into wealth. Not an ounce of integrity between them, but each has an overabundance of cruelty and a bottomless supply of disdain for the people they're meant to serve in the positions of power they've swindled, stolen, and somehow maintained.
๐Ÿคฌ
#WhenIsTheRevolution

23.11.2025 00:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 70    ๐Ÿ” 17    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Take Me to the River

#NowPlaying
@listigeplaylists.bsky.social

open.spotify.com/track/1auuYc...

23.11.2025 13:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Ghislaine Maxwell will plead Fifth in House Epstein probe, Comer says The late sex offender's convicted co-conspirator has been subpoenaed by the House Oversight Committee.

โ€œPlead the Fifthโ€ regarding what??

Maxwell has exhausted her appellate process. SCOTUS has rejected her.

Regardless, she lied with Todd Blanche so her credibility is dogshit unless you get someone like former AUSA Maurene Comey in there to question her.

www.politico.com/live-updates...

22.11.2025 11:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6421    ๐Ÿ” 2062    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 507    ๐Ÿ“Œ 111
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I was honored to speak at a conference โ€œIntent to Destroy: Confronting Russiaโ€™s Campaign to Erase Ukraine & Its Peopleโ€ at Georgetown. The mere suggestion of amnesty for Russia's war crimes and genocidal actions against Ukrainians, contained in Trump's 28-point plan, is an unconscionable obscenity.

22.11.2025 01:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 614    ๐Ÿ” 230    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13
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Please enjoy my cartoon in today's Toronto Star

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They can both pound sand.

www.ctvnews.ca/politics/art...

22.11.2025 15:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Long Con Comes To An End The Trump Administration Takes Off The Mask (Again)

as Phillips O'Brien also points out, this plan has been in negotiation for a long time, probably since Trump took office.

open.substack.com/pub/phillips...

22.11.2025 12:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1734    ๐Ÿ” 503    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 66    ๐Ÿ“Œ 27
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Trump Has a Recipe for War and Corruption, Not Peace Who would benefit from the White Houseโ€™s 28-point proposal for Ukraine?

This is not a peace plan. It is a proposal that weakens Ukraine and divides America from Europe, preparing the way for a larger war in the future. In the meantime, it benefits unnamed Russian and American investors, at the expense of everyone else.
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...

22.11.2025 11:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9057    ๐Ÿ” 4197    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 322    ๐Ÿ“Œ 304
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Brazilโ€™s ex-president Jair Bolsonaro arrested by federal police ahead of prison term Federal police on Saturday arrested Brazilโ€™s ex-president Jair Bolsonaro, who was sentenced to jail earlier this year over a botched coup attempt, his lawyer confirmed.ย The arrest comes a week afterโ€ฆ

Waitโ€ฆ
โ€ฆyou can do that?
Somebody get a time machine and tell Merrick Garland.
www.france24.com/en/live-news...

22.11.2025 10:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 111    ๐Ÿ” 19    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Gmail can read your emails and attachments to train its AI, unless you opt out A new Gmail update may allow Google to use your private messages and attachments for AI training. Here's how to turn it off.

Google has started automatically opting you in to let it read your stuff to train AI. You need to turn this off in SEVERAL places in your settings (not just for Gmail), if you want to maintain privacy and confidentiality.
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...

21.11.2025 16:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1224    ๐Ÿ” 868    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 60    ๐Ÿ“Œ 116
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Dipshit is smashing out a car window with his gun, barrel first. Just rogue, cowboy stiff.

There were two US citizens in the car. They were apprehended and detained for โ€œobstructingโ€ ICE by honking their horn to let people know ICE was in the neighborhood.

22.11.2025 04:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7125    ๐Ÿ” 3062    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 344    ๐Ÿ“Œ 265
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#Caturday

22.11.2025 14:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Swalwell gets it. To Repug politicians who hate trump: ITโ€™S JUST A JOB. Yes, a good paying job, but you get one life & youโ€™re going to waste it bending the knee to a fascist lunatic? Iโ€™d rather make minimum wage and be able to look at myself, and my kids, in the eye.

22.11.2025 13:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Brazilโ€™s ex-president Bolsonaro arrested to prevent โ€˜attempted escape,โ€™ court says | CNN Former Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro was detained on Saturday at his residence in Brazilโ€™s capital to prevent a possible โ€œattempted escape,โ€ days before he was due to begin a prison sentence for ...

Good! It's a shame the treasonous rapist in Washington isn't facing the same fate.

edition.cnn.com/2025/11/22/a...

22.11.2025 13:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿฅ‚

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Former Sen. Kyrsten Sinema says she's "excited" to work with Trump as an AI industry lobbyist - LGBTQ Nation The bisexual former senator has always been cushy with big business interests.

Oh, ffs. Go away.
www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/11/form...

22.11.2025 04:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Saab says Canada's air force could have Gripen fighter jets in as little as 3 years | CBC News The Royal Canadian Air Force could be flying brand-new Gripen-E fighters within three to five years, the CEO of Saab said. Micael Johansson raised the stakes in the political and corporate battle over...

The higher estimated job numbers are based on full production. A few hundred jobs in the program's infancy until full production is achieved is still a win-win. #cdnpoli #defence
www.cbc.ca/news/politic...

22.11.2025 03:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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JD Vance blames immigration for Canada's 'stagnating' living standards | CBC News U.S. Vice-President JD Vance made a series of posts criticizing Canadaโ€™s political leadership, public broadcaster and immigration system, saying our living standards are โ€œstagnatingโ€ because of all th...

Go fuck your sofa, Vance.

www.cbc.ca/news/politic...

22.11.2025 02:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Yayne Abeba (@yayneabeba) This needs to go viral Credit TT: @thetonymichaels

substack.com/@yayneabeba/...

22.11.2025 01:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

On brand for a kakistocracy.

21.11.2025 23:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 181    ๐Ÿ” 70    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Trump Admin basics: Talking about slavery or DEI is hateful and hurtful. Swastikas are divisive, not hateful. Got it.

21.11.2025 19:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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ICE Agents Shamed By 'Whistles In The Woods' In Charlotte Bystanders weren't having it.

So proud of my state!

20.11.2025 22:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 53    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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