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Jade Helm ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ, Eh.

@jadehelm.bsky.social

Real name's Todd. Dad, left of center, aspiring *possibly shitty* writer, heathen & snarky af GenXr. PTSD. ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ Ally. #TogetherBlue #BLM #NeverVoteConservative #FuckTrump ๐ŸšซDMs, please. "Libertas inaestimabilis res est". https://substack.com/@jadehelm

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Grand Optimist City and Colour ยท Little Hell ยท Song ยท 2011

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13.08.2025 12:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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PP's top adviser is a lobbyist for a grocery chain that is gouging Canadians.

vt.tiktok.com/ZSScBheq4/

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Hey Ontario! Raise your hand if you didn't bother to vote in the last provincial election.
Now slap your pointy head with that hand, you lazy simp. Again!

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FINALLY

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๐Ÿ˜‚ #GenX

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Harvest Moon Neil Young ยท Greatest Hits ยท Song ยท 2004

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Hereโ€™s a video from the last trip I took to DC in June. Middle of a Saturday. It was terrifying, they were doing some king of Satanic ritual in DuPont Circle

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hey, look.
the puzzle website masquerading as a newspaper has a new hot take.

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Thatโ€™s interesting. Last time I heard the phrase โ€œQuick Reaction Forceโ€ was during the January 6 investigations when the Oath Keepers stashed an arsenal at a Virginia hotel. Gift link: wapo.st/46UGmic

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Tell me you're scared of black people while actually telling me you're scared of black people.

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๐Ÿ˜‚

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And now this... about Dean Cain.

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๐Ÿ˜‚

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Sooooโ€ฆ How long til Trump takes over Dallas/OKC?

Or do facts not actually matter? ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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RFK Jr. in interview with Scripps News: โ€˜Trusting the experts is not scienceโ€™ HHS Secretary RFK Jr. sat down with Scripps News for a wide-ranging interview, discussing mRNA vaccine funding policy changes and a recent shooting at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.

every attempted explanation this guy gives for his decisions is total nonsense. just gobbledygook. www.scrippsnews.com/health/rfk-j...

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'Wild!': CNN Data Chief Says This Trump Story Is 'Quickly Turning Into A Dud' Harry Enten flagged how the saga has become "something of a nothingburger" among Americans.

Epstein a "Nothingburger"?๐Ÿ™„

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This woman found $1,000 left behind at an ATM in London, Ont. What would you do? | CBC News Annie Rawdah found $1,000 in an ATM when we went to withdrawl cash on Sunday afternoon. She decided to return the cash to the bank and said it will be returned to the person who left it behind.

Good for you, Annie.
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Love Rollercoaster Ohio Players ยท Honey ยท Song ยท 1975

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From Obama to NY attorney general, Trump's retribution campaign has had a busy month | CBC News Prosecutors, law enforcement officials and legislators who have previously led or participated in investigations into Donald Trump's business and political activities are increasingly under scrutiny t...

"Retribution" presidency.

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Labatt switching taps to produce water to support wildfire relief Labatt is one of Canadaโ€™s most established and leading brewers, but the companyโ€™s value extends further than providing Canadians with beer. Beginning Sunday evening, Labattโ€™s Halifax brewery will shif...

The Brewmaster checks one last time with the factory supervisor. "Are you sure?" he asks.

The supervisor nods grimly in the affirmative.

With stoic determination, the Brewmaster toggles the control from a position marked "Canadian Beer" to the one marked "American Beer."

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๐Ÿ˜‚

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EXPOSED: Trump's DC TAKEOVER distraction The Dangerous Ones ยท Episode

#uspoli
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Cosigned.

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The Cisco Kid War ยท Greatest Hits ยท Song ยท 1976

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And, here's a list of "Pro Kid-didder" Republicans.

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How can one stage hold up so much stupid?

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