Super Nintendo Chalmers

jenna maroney

sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young

the rollout of the mRNA vaccines was one of the greatest public health triumphs in history and the end result has been the all-around triumph of the antivax movement and I will never get over it

Ice tear-gassed the feds?

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

Andy ogles gay pornography

Three million extra people tuned in to watch the bad bunny halftime show lmfaoooooooo

THEY ARE BUYING UP WAREHOUSES TO HOLD HUMAN BEINGS IN DETENTION INDEFINITELY.

I feel crazy at how everyone is acting like this is normal. These are concentration camps being built right before our eyes. These buildings are not meant to house human beings. People will be caged like cattle and die.

This dude is like 15 years older than miller and cheung, who have aged like a diaper full of wet turds in a sauna

He’s always looked creepy but he also now looks like he’s aged about twenty years in the last two

“Who is buying ‘Melania’ tickets?”

How tf is portage Indiana going to pay for a $2 billion stadium?

If Epstein had never been caught he would 100% be part of the Trump administration

“Stripped of their uniform” like they’re in the military fuck off

Anthony Rizzo and Kris Bryant from 2015-2019:

Rizzo: .283/.389/.510 - 147 HR - .889 OPS - 11.5 BB% - 138 wRC+ in 771 games

Bryant: .284/.385/.516 - 138 HR - .901 OPS - 11.8 BB% - 139 wRC+ in 706 games

#Bryzzo was locked in as one great entity

Seems like a great time for the government to be wall-to-wall with the message 'if you see a masked, armed goon with no visible identification pushing a grandmother into an unmarked van DO NOT INTERVENE OR PHOTOGRAPH THEM'

Wut

They rarely understand art, so how could they make art?

I will not support any funding deal that puts money in the hands of Stephen Miller, Kristi Noem, and this violent agency. Defund and abolish ICE now.

Laura Loomer is the genital herpes of vaginal warts

Oh yeah I’m all physical media still

Wait they still sell physical media?

The Trump Files f. Jeffrey Epstein

Howard Lutnick should be licking nuts in the federal pen

"I'm going to Mars" "I'm going to the moon" You can't even go to visit your children

Fucking quisling

Mandelson and Tim Allan

Mandelson and Streeting

Epstein and Mandelson

Jeffrey Epstein of Epstein Island...
Peter Mandelson of the Epstein Files...
Wes Streeting of the Puberty Blocker ban...
Tim Allen of "Sex Matters"...

What lovely people!

Oz actually just said:

“We have advocated for measles vaccines all along” and that RFK Jr. “has been on the very front of this.”

He’s a lying shitbird and his boss is the reason that measles are running roughshod all over the U.S.

DEARLY BELOVED. WE ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY TO DISMANTLE THIS THING CALLED ICE

Minneapolis for the win.

Okay, I’ve heard all the criticisms. I agree now that my plan to create a Jonestown on Mars was foolish and dangerous. I will instead be building a much more achievable Jonestown on the Moon

Pennies on the dollar