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Give Daddy the Knife, Cindy

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Beloved Maltese children’s character. Like Mark Borchardt, but for sandwiches. Level II on the chart, #1 in your heart. My husband keeps getting banned, he only wants to post.

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image from wallace and gromit, a calendar showing February 12th labelled on a calendar as "Gromits birthday"

image from wallace and gromit, a calendar showing February 12th labelled on a calendar as "Gromits birthday"

baby gromit with a pink boneshaped cake with one candle

baby gromit with a pink boneshaped cake with one candle

everyone shut UP it's gromit's birthday HAPPY BIRTHDAY GROMIT

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There are WASBAPPINs everywhere for those with eyes to see

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I remember breathlessly explaining this to my husband and him not believing me it was real. Thank God for Tony Millionaire. What an artist.

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Donate to Help SJ Overcome Wrongful Termination, organized by K L SJ (they/them) was suddenly and wrongfully fired from their dream job in Yosemite National P… K L needs your support for Help SJ Overcome Wrongful Termination

SJ is the extremely badass park ranger who hung a trans pride flag off of El Capitan and was fired by the Trump regime for it. Please donate if you can!

www.gofundme.com/f/b4h8e8-hel...

12.02.2026 17:22 — 👍 201    🔁 65    💬 1    📌 1

Largely a carceral abolitionist but my position is stretched to its breaking point in the case of people who watch TikToks at full volume on their phone in public with no headphones

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I read “99% Hitlers” literally and lost it wondering what the other 1% was.

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It’s so weird when you see a post by someone else that captures an actual moment from your own life

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Sorry if my posts are weird right now I’m riding the bike in my parents’ basement and listening to that Rasputin song

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Hot single bees in your area are looking to meet you

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I should have been jailed for the amount of times I put “Drunk Girl at the Get Up Kids Show” on MP3 CD mixes.

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ontologically twee

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Not sure why RFK Jr. is always riding a Sybian when he does these interviews. I don’t think they’re making him do it

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i think about this constantly. tradwife culture absolutely is a kink and no one will acknowledge that it's basically a 24/7 BDSM arrangement but done in an extremely unsafe and dangerous way.

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From the show The Kids in the Hall. Simon and his man-servant Hecubus. Simon says, to camera, "you've been made a fool of by the forces of darkness."

From the show The Kids in the Hall. Simon and his man-servant Hecubus. Simon says, to camera, "you've been made a fool of by the forces of darkness."

logging on

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racism as bluesky policy

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a classic forum interface for bluesky

a classic forum interface for bluesky

a classic forum interface for hacker news

a classic forum interface for hacker news

a classic forum interface for the new york times

a classic forum interface for the new york times

coding assistance lets you fast-track important projects that improve your life, such as reformatting every single site you read into the old vbulletin 3.x default template

10.02.2026 14:05 — 👍 718    🔁 127    💬 22    📌 34
Libertarians Tried to Warn You About Trump
Feb. 9, 2026, 5:00 a.m. ET

Billy Madison bus clip: - No, they didn't

Libertarians Tried to Warn You About Trump Feb. 9, 2026, 5:00 a.m. ET Billy Madison bus clip: - No, they didn't

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🥹 Does she do the thing where she falls deeply asleep and then wobbles a little to one side?

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Your non toxic masculinity post of the morning

07.02.2026 15:12 — 👍 19    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 0
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Deepak Chopra reached out to Epstein to solicit funding for Dr. Diane Hennacy Powell's telepathy experiments with autistic children, which eventually became the Telepathy Tapes.

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This is EXACTLY how I feel about The Beatles

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A close up of someone’s torso as they’re standing next to what I’m assuming is a outdoor lunch buffet and their white shirt reads “The only thing I like more than reading books is fucking”

A close up of someone’s torso as they’re standing next to what I’m assuming is a outdoor lunch buffet and their white shirt reads “The only thing I like more than reading books is fucking”

Reading is so hot.
Critical thinking is so hot.

07.02.2026 15:56 — 👍 32    🔁 7    💬 4    📌 0
The remains of a destroyed hitchhiking robot on the side of the road in Philadelphia

The remains of a destroyed hitchhiking robot on the side of the road in Philadelphia

07.02.2026 07:00 — 👍 25    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
Rainbow lorikeet leaving its perch to swoop down towards me

Rainbow lorikeet leaving its perch to swoop down towards me

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AHHHHHHH!

07.02.2026 12:05 — 👍 574    🔁 103    💬 12    📌 0

I looked at the image before I read the caption and it registered for me that it was the “ass to ass” guy from Requiem. Anyway, I used to work for a web design company whose owner was a domain-squatter and he domain squatted this guys name, for whatever reason.

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Way to go!

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For some of us, he never left.

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