The Big Slime

Meta @meta_nomad Awful day today. I had 2 volumes of the collected work of Hegel in my car and someone broke in and left 2 more. (Photo of car with broken window)

We smokin Java Man

Headline: elephant kills woman then returns to her funeral to attack her corpse

half time show 2025

Konami has deviously manufactured a MD format where the strongest deck requires you to play 33-36 URs main deck, and 12 more in extra deck

there are rappers who have been shot who didn’t lose a rap battle this badly

some say boobs are better some say ass is better real one know police have a harder time responding to several smaller protests happening at once rather than a single big one

I think they might not even do it this time 😅

Love that every day I’m seeing “the president may have just done something that could get him impeached” and it’s 5 days into his term

We smokin that IBM quantum computer

i just saw a commercial saying i could save hundreds on car insurance. well guess what? i can't. you know why? because i don't own a motor vehicle. i've tried to buy car insurance and every time i've been turned away because i don't have a car. and when i see a commercial like that, it stings. a lot

Went to big boy and started tearing up… someone left two cookies and a coke…

"bypassing traditional milestones" is a funny way of saying that most of us can't afford to buy a house with multiple jobs, won't have children because we can't afford them, most of our degrees are useless, and we are the poorest generation among all current living generations

panel 1 man thinking: Am I still a good person if helping others also benefits me? panel 2 disembodied voice from far away: Hey, man panel 3 picture of the entire universe: It's me, the universe panel 4 universe: Be kind, I don't care why

Ginger ale doesn't get the credit it deserves. It's a valuable member of the soda lineup.

I get this text from my wife as soon as I wake up.

Tonight, I’m in the house like carpet.

???

Pentiment

If you know 🤣#Horror

Finally cured my Balatro addiction by getting back into my Slay the Spire addiction

This is the climax of “Hot Frosty,” a real movie that exists

Hornets to 3 is great for the Sky Striker players and Orange Light to 3 is great for Melodious. Trickstar trap to 3 is scary but probably totally fine

New MD banlist is cool. Floo has taken a lot of ghost hits recently so getting Empen to 3 is probably fine lol. Dragon Link stuff getting unlimited is good. And taking away 3 starters from Tenpai is correct lmfao

A Freud-like psychiatrist therapizes a man on a fainting couch. He asks "what is the earliest clear memort of your homosexuality?" The man thinks for a second and flashes back to his childhood. A distinctive melody emanates from the television." The child tears up. His eyes grow wide and sentimental and he sats "I love Final Fantasy VII so much."

My yearly holiday post has a new home

dana scully sits in a car, giving mulder a look of disbelief and slight annoyance subtitles read: “tell me you didn't call me out here on christmas eve to go ghost busting with you.”

mulder, sitting opposite scully in a car, shadows slightly covering his face subtitles read: “technically speaking, they're called apparitions.”

happy christmas eve if you celebrate

or happy 24th of december if you don't