Andy MSc

Im listening

Ah yes, the worst part of job applications.. making people be references…

Maybe it’s my current job that’s the exp farm.. and the main storyline is about to start? Yeah, that’s an encouraging thought

Ok maybe some of these are main quests idk

Sidequest ass thursday!

I thought it was just charming at the time, and it still is, which is why i endure the tangle, very brave of me imo

I decided years back to make my keyrings borromean and all it has actually brought me is *tangled key mess when i want to enter my home*

WHAT did they mean by this

Sidequest ass wednesday

Saw someone say that every year after you come out you become a gayer version of yourself.. man four years of compounded gay interest is doing crazy things to andy… this dudes gay asf..

Inside my mind looking like silent hill 2 gameplay

Oh yeah he is craaazy with that stuff lol

I mean you probably know him but i’ve always thought mf doom is really good at like, participating in the precussion if that makes sense? Off the top of my head meat grinder is a song where he does it really well

This already looks and sounds ai generated

Tim you’re gonna love this stuff called rap music

“This might be the best cucumber bouquet i’ve received” bruh how many cucumber bouquets have you been given

The bouquet in question, with three english cucumbers surrounded by butter lettuce leaves

Please clap

Hoping this bouquet survives the light rail

Roommate: so you’re going on a first date

Me: ya

R: and you’re making them a bouquet of lettuce and cucumbers

Me: ya

R:???

Me: this is what queer rizz looks like

Andy’s.. suddenly building bridges between local community colleges and universities? Idk how i got here but ig i’m doing that community building i fantasized about so much when i was trying to escape grad school

Lets gooo i’m in the circlee

oh fuck yes now we are cooking

They’re confetti tortoise!

Andy’s been sick… but also applying to jobs! Exciting!!

INTERVIEW ACQUIRED

Didn’t really hit me that i have a master’s degree until my old math teachers started telling me they want me as a coworker. Like what

I love my non math friends lol

*NON-math friend trying to sound like me* THE CURVILOGICAL NUMBER IS EQUAL TO THE DECIMAL POINT OF TWELVE

Ok i know i rag on teaching classes a lot.. but the community college i went to wants me to join full time….

Taking the day to get started w tutoring in seattle though :)