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Rory ‘Spider’ Webb

@chelicerate.bsky.social

Writer, hypnotist, pervert. A regular renaissance (wo)man. The bitey part of the arachnid

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I’ve been SAYING this

29.10.2025 15:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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hacker voice: she's in

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Dats my baby right there

23.10.2025 10:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Individual self-pity is a drug.

Community self-pity is a wanton force of destruction that robs individuals of their Self and shames them for having had anything more than the community's lowest common denominator.

22.10.2025 14:15 — 👍 9    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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Greta Thunberg: “They kicked me every time the flag touched my face” – Greta Thunberg on her days in Israeli captivity Beating, kicking, and threats of being gassed in cages. Greta Thunberg and several others from the flotilla ar

Sexual humiliation of people in custody is a common way to silence dissent. www.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/a/25...

16.10.2025 19:09 — 👍 1    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Like it’s so much more likely they’d infect some Gazans just to see what they’re dealing with

22.10.2025 12:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Like the first bit - Zionists being so paranoid they are the first to accept and take actions wrt walking corpses - I 100% get behind. It’s when they start spending resources doing anything to prevent Palestinian deaths that my eyes start rolling to the back of my head

22.10.2025 12:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Doing a relisten of World War Z and really not looking forward to Max Brooks portraying Israel as a kind gracious state that lets The Good Muslims into their zombie fortress

22.10.2025 12:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Me Irl

21.10.2025 13:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Spirit Phone kind of day

21.10.2025 13:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

no, right it is pokemon. you're right, but... see I took that photo when I was about 16, that's me there. Some day. Some summer. Some laugh.

Tons of pals and we just all, just kick about all day. Some just seem to go on forever. Just kickin about, no thinkin about tomorrow. Nae aggro, nae fightin.

20.10.2025 15:38 — 👍 18    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0

hey sunday morning shows: don’t focus on the shit in trump’s video, ask why he’s wearing a crown and calling himself a king

19.10.2025 11:42 — 👍 144    🔁 14    💬 3    📌 1
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I lowkey hate verstappen but if he pulls this off I might become a fan

19.10.2025 12:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Ditzy Dice Roll dice and pick cards to gain riches and powers beyond imagining! I mean really, what is the chance you get one of the cards that transforms you into a bimbo instead? And even if you do, it probabl...

So I’m sure you’ve heard of it but you’d probably enjoy Ditzy Dice to some extent

www.blushingdefeat.com/play/ditzy-d...

Especially with the ‘cruel combos’ mod

15.10.2025 15:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

We’ll look at it the same way we look at the forties and fifties making cooking convenient only for them to just add five sticks of butter to everything

15.10.2025 15:02 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The dream project

15.10.2025 14:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Even if it did, it just hits different - like

The way the little sounds can’t be contained to speech bubbles, wind up scrawled away in corners just can’t be replicated by putting them in quotes

15.10.2025 14:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I think the worst thing about writing is that my voice and style doesn’t leave room for hot little sound effect dialogue you’d find in doujin panels

15.10.2025 14:36 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Very Smart People are always like "once a technology is developed the cat's out of the bag you can't turn back the clock" but like in the course of 20 years we as a species have completely forgotten how to make a new CRT

12.10.2025 11:30 — 👍 6    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0

technically, you do have to be *stopped* from being who you want to be. certainly there are a lot of ways people have to stop you, i am sure. but yet still. they do Have To. you don't have to do it for them, not in advance. and not where they can't know either

11.10.2025 06:37 — 👍 40    🔁 9    💬 1    📌 0

she taking a picture of this person playing sudoku at the Anamanaguchi set roast her

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She playing sudoku at the anamanaguchi set roast her

11.10.2025 03:20 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 2

I listened to the audio book and the narrator was so good at capturing the ‘angry loser man with delusions of grandeur’ that it was honestly a little distressing on occasion

03.10.2025 12:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Read ‘You’ by Caroline Kepnes, I haven’t been so captivated by a book in a good while. Thrilling first person perspective from a truly obsessive man, objectification written so disgustingly well I double checked that Caroline wasn’t a pen name for a man.

03.10.2025 12:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

HOT

03.10.2025 11:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Took the words from my mouth

03.10.2025 11:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Difficulty has been too farmed as some weird pride/exclusion thing rather than looking at it as a tool that drives engagement with the systems of a game. Games can be too hard for no reason in the way that sometimes prose in a book can be unnecessary obtuse, but difficult prose can be NECESSARY.

02.10.2025 06:59 — 👍 307    🔁 64    💬 2    📌 3

Thinking about Difficulty more because I was popping off about it on stream tonight, but I keep going back and thinking to how people give like.. intro reading/watching/listening lists for subjects that are dense and hard to get into, so people can build literacy in various mediums and genres.

02.10.2025 06:53 — 👍 364    🔁 93    💬 9    📌 10

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