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Rory ‘Spider’ Webb

@chelicerate.bsky.social

Writer, hypnotist, pervert. A regular renaissance (wo)man. The bitey part of the arachnid

93 Followers  |  162 Following  |  478 Posts  |  Joined: 06.09.2023  |  1.7755

Latest posts by chelicerate.bsky.social on Bluesky

it is really funny that Elon Musk can't even win an argument on the website he owns with the AI he owns as arbitrator

12.08.2025 18:47 — 👍 2555    🔁 382    💬 36    📌 4

I am so jealous of the people in places like New York and Portland who simply never needed to learn to drive

12.08.2025 20:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

If only someone had said "they won't stop with porn"!

12.08.2025 16:41 — 👍 376    🔁 194    💬 0    📌 0
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If you’ve never seen me this is what i look like

12.08.2025 01:35 — 👍 16    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

it's funny to see people who bandwagoned onto leftist ideas in the late 2010s/2020 because they seemingly thought they had to to be cool now hitting their 40s and being like "well certainly i think there are PROBLEMS with the system but we do need some sort of prisons or immigration enforcement"

11.08.2025 22:10 — 👍 225    🔁 14    💬 12    📌 2

Got me a job.

Actually pays well too!

Not funeral service, but I need income while I seek out my next opportunity there. Being trans and in funerals is dicey business.

11.08.2025 23:15 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What you’re not seeing in this video is me yapping while she’s trying to have a moment of reflection

11.08.2025 15:28 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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rope marks

11.08.2025 13:50 — 👍 12    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 1
The five Platonic Solids (a green isocahedron, a yellow tetrahedron, a blue octahedron, an orange cube, and a red dodecahedron) which arranged on a surface roughly in a ring. Each solid has a drawn expression on one face and a speech bubble on an adjacent face. Read around the ring from the left they say ‘Maybe it will happen today’

The five Platonic Solids (a green isocahedron, a yellow tetrahedron, a blue octahedron, an orange cube, and a red dodecahedron) which arranged on a surface roughly in a ring. Each solid has a drawn expression on one face and a speech bubble on an adjacent face. Read around the ring from the left they say ‘Maybe it will happen today’

11.08.2025 13:02 — 👍 1908    🔁 221    💬 48    📌 9

I wish pets lived longer, and life wasn't so expensive, and cake didn't make you fat, and people weren't idiots.

11.08.2025 09:49 — 👍 130    🔁 14    💬 6    📌 1
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Sometimes I’ll replay a game and think “I’ll do an evil playthrough, that’ll be new and fun” and then I’ll do one evil thing and be like no…it’s wrong to do that to these pixels.

11.08.2025 03:04 — 👍 3151    🔁 358    💬 139    📌 63
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I’ll cop to having a petty argument with her but the victim blaming here is crazy.

There’s nothing I said or have done that warrants a threat.

This comes right after there was a huge amount of drama because the banned Shibby for a week just for complaining about them offsite.

11.08.2025 03:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Real fucking happy with the /r/erotichypnosis mods right now.

They definitely get to say it was just 'stupid words' when it's not them being threatened at a specific place and time.

They've taken no action beyond removing the comment in which Avalie Grace was threatening me. Complete horseshit.

11.08.2025 02:47 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

At what point is keeping each other informed and aware of social and world events and urging each other to act by decrying how horrible things are just a kind of egregore-level moral OCD?

10.08.2025 19:07 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I can't overstate how constant the pressure to take up less space is, coming from enemies and allies alike

10.08.2025 18:40 — 👍 42    🔁 12    💬 0    📌 0

Hell yeah sounds like a great time

10.08.2025 15:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I don’t know if you’ll find this as funny as I do, but I was just laughing at this.

bsky.app/profile/sphe...

10.08.2025 03:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

What if Metroid was a girl

09.08.2025 07:24 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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SELECT YOUR METROID

09.08.2025 03:29 — 👍 8672    🔁 1691    💬 62    📌 6

She’s mom coded until she’s in my lap

08.08.2025 13:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Da baby

08.08.2025 13:11 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

It’s so annoying when you are trying to trigger your subject but then they ask for the two factor authentication code sent to your email

08.08.2025 04:38 — 👍 11    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

guys what does it mean when your wife hits you with the labubu stare?

08.08.2025 04:12 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I feel you on this one

08.08.2025 03:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Imagine running a non profit against cyberbullying and then threatening to attack someone at a convention over an argument online 🤡

08.08.2025 01:30 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Anyway happy birthday mom, I miss you

08.08.2025 01:52 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A member of this group has proceeded to physically threaten me.

I’m not even kidding.

She’s also decided to harass me here on bluesky -

She runs a nonprofit dedicated to ending cyberbullying. Biggest joke I’ve ever seen.

08.08.2025 01:34 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Hinged behavior here.

07.08.2025 20:25 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

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