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In this dissertation I will outline how Lord Nikon is the only reasonable character in 1995's masterpiece, Hackers:

i got a luxury hotel room and a very overpriced bottle of champagne

i've been increasing shareholder value like you wouldn't believe

i can neither confirm nor deny that

ohh this was tricky

i don't know but everyone and their dog has and aunt with a massive crack on the ceiling above the stove where half the pressure cooker lodged itself when it exploded

as someone living in what's described as "the most bombed city of WW2, both in total tonnage and bombs per m²" ... yeah it's kinda hard not to, honestly

yip! hashtag goals right there

the last time this happened it was a new school, the teacher was some hotshot who wrote books about the topic and whatnot. he was petrified lol. after that, the rich kids stopped treating me like a junkie and started simply ignoring me, which i appreciated :)

their own business. so over the years i learned i needed to "put them in their place" early on, to save future headache. i don't know the mechanism but i'd often wake up the minute the teacher made some kind of mistake. then i'd raise my hand and go "should X be Y instead?" and go back to sleep.

i had a somewhat similar story. i couldn't sleep at home so i'd always sleep in class, and my grades were always at the top so no one cared. but whenever we'd get a new teacher, it'd take a few months for us to start doing tests and getting grades, before they'd learn to leave me alone and mind --

samen't

YOU first

like this film is a mushroom trip of the four of them having a big ol' polycule argument

i dont know why but this film is gay af to me

how many cat gifs is this

the sony ZVE* series

gl

i respect the sentiment but -technically- i was the one traveling through time; you were at kubecon!!

i did

i dont know but you know an apartment i havent seen yet? yours!!!

why are people following me

stop following me you lunatics. i dont even internet anymore

omg where??

hiii

i mean OBVIOUSLY why would anyone voluntarily stare at this thing

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people still use the internet apparently???

wtf why

(ahem)