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Noah Abrahams

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New Englander in Netherlands ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ! I sincerely want you to get ahead. Love to cook. Dad. Exhausted. Open Source / ADHD / TTRPG / TinnedFish / Gweep / Neurospicy / E_TOOMANYHOBBIES

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It's dark here. You are likely to be continvoucly morged.

16.02.2026 22:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Continvoucly Morged sounds like something I might make up for an amorphous D&D monster...

16.02.2026 22:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm sure visual hallucinations are completely normal and not at all a sign of my mental state right now.

16.02.2026 03:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm up late enough that I just blinked and hallucinated a head that kinda looked like George Washington, on a sphinx's body.

In absolutely unrelated news, my kid is sick.

16.02.2026 03:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Post an image you can hear

14.02.2026 18:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick

11.02.2026 19:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11857    ๐Ÿ” 4097    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 84    ๐Ÿ“Œ 187

Granfalloon: "Today's the day!"

14.02.2026 16:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This thread gave me life this evening.

13.02.2026 22:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hope this gets stuck sideways in my mailbox.

13.02.2026 16:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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HOME | Castlevania: Belmont's Curse Official Website | KONAMI A rose stained by bloody tears, rooted in vengence 23 years after the events of Castlevania 3 Dracula's Curse, it is in the streets of 15th century Paris that a new chapter of the legendary House Belm...

There's a new Castlevania coming?!?! www.konami.com/games/castle...

13.02.2026 11:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A SKELTEN SCREAMEN AND SCROLLEN THERE PHONE ALOT, AND IT SAYS HELL NO I DONT HAVE ANY EXEUTIVE FUNCTION!!! MY BRAIN AIND IN CHARGE OF ME!!! AND THERE A VAPE PEN "HELL YEAH" WHEN SOMEONE TRYS TO TELL YOU WE DIDNT MAKE ANYTHING GOOD FOR A FEW DECADES REMIND THEM OF THE VAPE PEN, WHAT A NICE TREAT "SOME WEED PLUS SOME POISON AT SMAE TIME" I LOVE CONVENIENCE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A SKELTEN SCREAMEN AND SCROLLEN THERE PHONE ALOT, AND IT SAYS HELL NO I DONT HAVE ANY EXEUTIVE FUNCTION!!! MY BRAIN AIND IN CHARGE OF ME!!! AND THERE A VAPE PEN "HELL YEAH" WHEN SOMEONE TRYS TO TELL YOU WE DIDNT MAKE ANYTHING GOOD FOR A FEW DECADES REMIND THEM OF THE VAPE PEN, WHAT A NICE TREAT "SOME WEED PLUS SOME POISON AT SMAE TIME" I LOVE CONVENIENCE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

HELL NO - dashare.zone ADMIN

12.02.2026 23:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 384    ๐Ÿ” 104    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I had one that was "I can start a remote SQL replication from here, or I can mail you a big hard drive, which will save us a couple weeks."

12.02.2026 16:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe the busses in Utrecht have been so bad lately, as an intentional ploy to get people to stop moving here?

12.02.2026 09:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maaaaybe. :) Give me a couple days to get all my ideas down on "paper".

11.02.2026 21:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just saying, I've been doing a bunch of reading on ATProto today, and I think I can make this work. Time to do a mindmap.

11.02.2026 16:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I humbly request that you eat all the Gแปi cuแป‘n you can, in my absence.

11.02.2026 15:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Making a note before I fall asleep: Who wants to work on a replacement for Discord with me? I have had... an idea.

11.02.2026 02:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Are aardvarks in there? ... Oh, wait, no, that's termites.

10.02.2026 16:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That seems on brand for being here.

09.02.2026 16:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So, where are we all going instead of @discord.com ?

09.02.2026 15:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The scuttlebutt I heard was the creator undoing it because it ?should have been inherent in the platform? I'm still confused about it.

09.02.2026 15:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, shit.

09.02.2026 01:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Business idea: I'm going to open a goth candy store, and call it Lucretia, My Confections

08.02.2026 22:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

OMG, yes, with all the commentary about the pole vaulter from the last games picking the wrong sport...

08.02.2026 18:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Happy Black History Month!

It costs 0$ to Repost a Black disabled queer small business! It could lead to my next sale.

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Store: Bibipins.com

08.02.2026 00:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 225    ๐Ÿ” 223    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

A likely coverup for not wearing pants in the first place...

08.02.2026 10:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They've never been my cup of tea, but ski jumping looks amazingly fun and freeing.

08.02.2026 09:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I do, there's just people much better at that thing than me, so I leave it to them.

07.02.2026 17:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The fact that people don't understand this is the major reason why I haven't been able to find work. (As a person who "does everything except write the code myself")

07.02.2026 14:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

OMG I figured it out! (It was for a ttrpg)

07.02.2026 12:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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