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YouTube video by Frequently Obtuse Probe of Uranus – A Cheeky Space Funk Song with Pun-Filled Humor

I’ve inspired someone! youtu.be/eC4wUJW7r80?...

It said, “number ear horse has ugly learning power
differentiation into when wonderful Lang
tongue beans cited outside mouth month horse”

One day people will understand

PLEASE TALK ABOUT ANYTHING OTHER THAN EPSTEIN. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

My phone just autocorrected "duck" to "fuck" when I actually really did mean to say "duck," and I feel like I have finally broken its spirit

I’m old, set in my ways. I don’t favorite musical artists because I have my constants only. But TX2 — you are a new fav for me

Say “Liquid Glass”’one more GD time MF!!!

Love this book — it grabs you and never lets go!

Covfefe TACO

Is the Golden Dome similar to a Golden Shower? Asking for a friend

Inside my head are 100 sugar-rushed inebriated toddlers running around yelling, singing incorrect song lyrics, spouting random thoughts, and banging on old typewriters 24 x 7. At times some of them crash and nap, but never all of them. Oh, and they are on fire. And punching Jesus, on a unicycle.

i need to go and .. uhm ... shuck some corn

I thought that said, “beard” out of the oven — I always wondered how you get it to look so good!

A cartoon illustration of an old sailor man and his mermaid wife standing on a windy rocky seashore. Caption reads "They still argued over vacation destinations every year but their love had endured."

Forever together. Get the print here: ( gricklemart.com/enduring-lov... ) #mermaid #sea #nautical #love #cartoon #art #drawing #funny

hello 👋 professional writer here. it's fine to use "your" and "you're" interchangeably. most readers will understand what you're trying to say either way, and you shouldn't have to placate people who won't read between the lines

People really will get freaked out by the ingredients list on a jug of oat milk and then think they're only eating one chemical when they grill a steak.

Enjoy your heterocyclic amines and polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons!! Worse than anything in oat milk, but still not that bad.

A cartoon illustration of a surly teenage Cthulhu listening to music on headphones in a bedroom covered in rock posters. Caption reads "The wall of Cthulhu."

Teenage Terror. #grickledoodle #teens #music #lovecraft #cthulu #horror #cartoon #art #drawing #funny

Kevin:( bending to meet Mr. B’s eye-line) Oh, hey, Mr. B! What are you doing here? Mr. B: Ask your sister. Krystal: Sorry, if I didn’t know anybody else who could help get my brother back from ANOTHER DIMENSION! Mr. B: Apology Accepted. Kevin: You know. I actually could use your help, since you mentioned it. Mr. B: With what? Kevin: (producing The IDI device he used to return home) Just this. The weird elephant guy I took it from is prob’ly gonna want it back. Mr. B: (Immediately exasperated) WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT?!

(75/110) Into the Crabiverse

I am thankful to have this view on the daily

A cartoon illustration of a man and his horrified dog looking into another dog's cone while the owner talks to them. Caption reads "Oh, I wouldn't look into the cone if I were you."

Don't do it. #grickledoodle #horror #dogs #cone #cartoon #drawing #art #funny

RIP 4chan

Vin: (snuggly to and angry Miles)You really don’t know how this works. Do you? You’re outclassed, my friend. Vin: Where I come from EVERYONE is out to get you ALL the time. You have to be willing to say and do ANYTHING just to survive. (POW!!) Miles: (Looking angry with his fists up) Anyone ever tell you you talk too much? Vin: (shrinking away holding his eye with one hand) Usually BEFORE they hit me.

(60/110) Into the Crabiverse

YouTube video by Riki Lindhome Don't Google Mommy (A Comedy Song by Riki Lindhome)

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