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The promise of a vote. Not the promise to vote for anything. No realistic passage. From a group of people who have moved the goalposts and reneged with impunity, even before their President illegally impounds funds he disapproves of. 40 days and a telling election defeat for a worthless promise.

Caveat Emptor

Just a reminder that nearly every regulation being rolled back had previously been paid for with lives, body parts, maladies, or misery.

But at least these companies can make a little more profit! /s

Diet Dr. Pepper and Coke Zero taste similar to the original products.
Diet Coke products taste like someone liked the original and failed at recreating them.
Diet Pepsi products taste like someone actively hates the original products and is trying to destroy them.

US Military Members Are Getting Honest About The

Concur.

Elon Musk looking sad. Text says “you guys have a group chat?”

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BREAKING: Senate just UNANIMOUSLY restored $1.1 billion for DC local govt that was eliminated

Why?

Because Senators of BOTH parties work in DC - and most have homes there - and none of them want to be in a hellhole

Now - try applying that same logic to THE REST OF THE COUNTRY

From inside the DoD:

“Schumer's bungling over the past two months & creation of this lose-lose scenario is a complete dereliction of his duties.
This was the sole moment where they had any real potential leverage to stand up and fight for the Constitution & they completely blew it from day 1.”

I’m very tired of the “who could have known” articles being written about the handful of regretful Trump voters.

A) all of us who have been shouting it from the rooftops since 2016 and

B) it obfuscates how many either don’t care or are applauding the America destroying actions being taken.

Sirius XM out here hitting me with the nostalgia and testing my reflexes as “I Wanna Sex You Up” and “Detachable Penis” come on while the 7 yo is in the car.

[hostage negotiation]

CHUCK SCHUMER: [outside with bullhorn] YOU CAN SHOOT ALL OF THE HOSTAGES, JUST LET THEM GO AFTERWARDS

Chuck Schumer has learned his lesson.

by Susan Collins

USA asks Sweden for help in the egg crisis | Sweden Herald There is an egg crisis in the USA and now the authorities are asking Swedish and Danish producers if they can export eggs across the Atlantic

Hey buddy! I know I keep threatening to wall off your daughter’s room and make it a permanent part of my apartment, but I’m down a few eggs for this soufflé, so can you help a brother out? #TheArtoftheDeal

Even God wants him gone.

Think about that 60-some-year-old South Korean senator who was literally climbing over walls to vote for impeachment as martial law was imposed in the country and then looking at…. Chuck Schumer.

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I mean…

While I believe Mitch McConnell will be remembered as one of the great villains of US Senate history, Chuck Schumer’s feckless ineptitude should not be overlooked for how we got here.

Chuck Schumer will vote for Republican funding bill, reducing shutdown odds — USA TODAY Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, D-N.Y., said he will vote for the GOP funding extension, which must pass Friday to avoid a shutdown.

Imagine for a moment you’re getting beaten up by a bully and you have only one move to save yourself and your friends but you won’t use it because the bully may say mean things about you afterwards.

This is why Benjamin Franklin added “if you can keep it.”

Musk’s plan for finding savings

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Nothing like making America healthy again by *checks notes* ignoring an annual health crisis that already kills too many and is usually able to be mitigated.

I miss DEI

I met her at a change of command ceremony. She was highly impressive. Much more so than any of the Senate confirmed Secretaries.

They say the human body is more than 70% water.

Not mine. I’m severely dehydrated.

This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source.

Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.

Seems like something a Russian asset would do.

TO: <ALL STAFF>

Please respond to this email confirming that I am cool and funny. Failure to do so will be taken as confirmation of the same.

If so many people in the Federal government, across the US, and internationally weren’t being destroyed also the schadenfreude of watching the leopards eating the faces of the people who voted for the Leopards Eating Faces Party would be glorious.

I wish I could live my life with the same passion with which my two year old eats his pastry.

Bloodbath: Joint Chiefs chair, CNO, Air Force vice chief, three top JAGs to be replaced Trump, Hegseth announce plans to oust several of the military’s top officers amid larger DEI purge.

A mediocre WM taking nominations after removing black and female excellence in the Military is exactly why DEI programs existed and are still necessary.