@charles-chase.bsky.social
SW Iowan MST3K/RiffTrax addict who welcomes enablers. Pro wrestling fan. Quasi-regular Botchamania contributor. Occasional writer of parody lyrics based on memes I see
When you order Preston Vance, The Butcher and Carlito from Temu #AEWCollision
10.08.2025 16:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The sad part is, they're *all* former prostitutes #MST3K
10.08.2025 14:01 — 👍 35 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0
Worf would break your bones if he even suspects you're cheating
Data has the ability to count cards & anticipate probability
Troi can read emotions, so she'd be impossible to bluff
Geordi's visor could probably see through the back of the cards
But somehow, Riker is the best poker player
Clayton Deborah Susan Forrester
10.08.2025 00:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
At "An Evening With @johncusack.bsky.social" screening the movie High Fidelity at Vibrant Music Hall in Waukee, IA
Conspicuous by his absence is the rapper Q-Tip
Hey, hey, hey! BIM’s on the way!
06.08.2025 02:17 — 👍 237 🔁 23 💬 14 📌 0
"I will most certainly *not* 'do the Bim!' Even if it's something fantastic! Not until all of you change your clothes!"
Any excuse for a @rifftrax.com reference 😁
Yet another
Sammy Hagar - Over The Top #AEW #Wrestlesky
Another attempt
Bryan Adams - Only The Strong Survive #AEW #Wrestlesky
Wilson Phillips - Hold On #AEW #Wrestlesky
05.08.2025 00:14 — 👍 11 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0For the "Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure" fans out there #AEW #Wrestlesky
04.08.2025 23:46 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Pop Evil - Take It All #AEW
04.08.2025 23:14 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Haven't got in on this since the 80s theme week, so here's my contribution
Pop Evil - Take It All #AEW #Wrestlesky
"The circles. What do they represent?"
"Round things."
#MST3K
04.08.2025 21:19 — 👍 329 🔁 23 💬 10 📌 1
David Daradan: "Mom, I got a part in a movie!"
Mom: "What part?"
David: "Uhh, I'd rather not say..."
If only he had forced his skull right through his face and refused to wash his streaky hair #MST3K
31.07.2025 13:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
"We need more 'Bron' license plates in the gift shop! I repeat, we are sold out of 'Bron' license plates!"
28.07.2025 22:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Who could forget the ending of Moby Dick when Capt. Ahab hears a mountain lion and tells Moby that it was very nice meeting him
28.07.2025 13:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0men, such as seals
28.07.2025 11:28 — 👍 446 🔁 27 💬 23 📌 1@rifftrax.com needs to tackle "Ninja Terminator"
I know, not funny or clever. Just being truthful
St. Peter: "That doesn't work for me, brother."
26.07.2025 02:01 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My Fantastic Four
21.07.2025 21:48 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
an image from the MST3K reddit: it's the coldplay cheaters, but their heads are joe and beth from the skydivers
i found THIS on reddit AND I SCREAMED LAUGHING:
19.07.2025 22:11 — 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 2
🎶 Living up a white lie Shown on the tron with your creepy eyes Caught on second base, looking red as a hen And then you started running And now the memes keep on coming And you'll never Viva your Vida again You took her out to lunch, then Coldplay Now the internet will ruin your whole day Business and wife don't want you around You know, if you hadn't Tucked tail and panicked Fell like you were shot by a gun We wouldn't have took it and run 🎶
Had another parody inspiration
Lyrics in the alt text
![MST3K - Riding With Death (Ep. 814) [4K] - Project MSTie](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:zp5rikafloczoe26sn4uxy5g/bafkreig4rilcz6h6ob66wux3q2g47pg2b7nbsxlqdgxj2jr6so32lv7sqe@jpeg)
One of MST3K's best episodes premiered on this date in 1997 youtu.be/uIniMlLEHoY?...
19.07.2025 21:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0"Sam, my patent papers are wondering why we've stopped!"
19.07.2025 21:35 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Your lack of promotion worked for someone, anyway
Just bought and currently listening to it 😁
What's your emotional support TV show?
"Hey, kids. 'Satellite Of Love' is on!"
"I don't like that show. It's dumb."
"It's got robots!"
"Robots are dumb. You're dumb."
The way I JUST CACKLED so hard right now!!!!
This is the best thing I've seen today. 😂😂😂😂
#AEW
