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Any other xennials randomly get the Muppet Babies theme song stuck in your head?

“When your room looks kinda weird and you wish that you weren’t there…”

I’m only 3 years older than LeBron James (we share a birthday) and I get hurt if I sleep wrong. It’s crazy to me that he’s still playing in the NBA. I just know his knees and hips must be hurting.

Kilby Block Party always has great lineups but you're never going to trick me into going to Utah.

Wild that President Cankles told a reporter "Quiet Piggy!" and it's barely a blip in the news.

CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret

Waiting for Democrat fundraising texts and emails to begin in 3… 2…1

Hadn’t listened to Leon Thomas but figured I should after seeing his Grammy noms and hot damn he’s great!

I will never get used to hearing people’s phones at full volume in restaurants.

This Supreme Court is a fucking joke

Just watched the first episode of Pluribus and I am freaked the fuck out.

WASHINGTON (AP) — U.S. airlines cancel more than 1,000 flights on first day of cuts tied to government shutdown.

Still waiting for Michael Rappaport's crash out

Congrats to the GOP on their record-breaking government shutdown. Truly inspirational shit.

As someone who lives in Texas, it’s really none of my business…but I need Mamdani to win tomorrow.

I was laid off from Teen Vogue today along with multiple other staffers, and today is my last day.

certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.

Fuck ICE(breakers)

Authorities Investigating Explosion on Harvard’s Medical Campus, Believed To Be Intentional | News | The Harvard Crimson A device exploded inside the Goldenson Building in Harvard’s Longwood medical campus early Saturday morning, according to a message from the Harvard University Police Department to University…

A device exploded inside the Goldenson Building in Harvard’s Longwood medical campus early Saturday morning, according to a message from the Harvard University Police Department to University affiliates.

Matan H. Josephy and Laurel M. Shugart report.

www.thecrimson.com/article/2025...

a man is holding a microphone and making a funny face . ALT: a man is holding a microphone and making a funny face .

TFW a customer treats you like shit then says they’re never using your service again

How do I explain Daylight Savings Time to our cats?

While he brags about a damn marble bathroom. I am so tired of this man in the Whitehouse.

I want a democrat to get bit by a zombie. I want a bloodthirsty, feral, hotheaded warrior creature who will stop at nothing to win. Where are my political animals who will fight tooth and nail for what is right? I’m sick of the high road. It’s gotten us here. We need a new route. A lowdown dirty one

I mean it’s great that people are filling in the gaps by donating to food banks with the impending SNAP cutoff…but we already spent money on that via taxes!

It’s wild that the government can stop paying for things during a shutdown but we’re still expected to pay taxes. Fuck this administration forever.

BREAKING: Democrats just tried to pass a standalone bill to fund WIC & SNAP to make sure families don't go hungry during the Republican shutdown.

Republicans BLOCKED it. So Trump won't use emergency funds to keep SNAP running, and Republicans won't let any bills pass. Shameful.

Maybe I’m misremembering but I feel like where I grew up in Maine we only voted at Town Halls and libraries and such. In Texas it seems to be in very random places and it can change with each election.

What to know about Proposition 16 on citizenship and voting The proposed constitutional amendment would affirm that voters must be citizens, a requirement that’s already in state law.

Even weirder one of the things I had to vote on was a State Constitutional Amendment about how only citizens can vote. This state is so unserious. www.texastribune.org/2025/10/24/t...

Texas is so weird, I just voted at a Holiday Inn Express.

Not a joke. We deadass live in an onion article.

I like how Zohran Mamdani scandals are like "He called his old cousin his aunt one time" and Andrew Cuomo scandals are like "He sexually assaulted 13 women."