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Coming dangerously close to hijinks๐Ÿ––๐Ÿผ. Aotearoa.

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Bishop will ignore most of this document and weโ€™ll be left with a single priority:

- build more fabulously expensive, giant roads

17.02.2026 01:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
"How to debate the far-right on the market-place of ideas" A presentation by Dr Henri Walton Jones Junior, Phd of Archeology at the Marshall College, Bedford, Connecticut.

[Indy aiming his rpg launcher at a column of nazis]

"How to debate the far-right on the market-place of ideas" A presentation by Dr Henri Walton Jones Junior, Phd of Archeology at the Marshall College, Bedford, Connecticut. [Indy aiming his rpg launcher at a column of nazis]

16.02.2026 23:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 321    ๐Ÿ” 126    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

WOW ๐Ÿคฏ

The number of times a State of Emergency has been declared this year in New Zealand ALREADY matches the 2025 total.

Itโ€™s February.

This is what the Climate Crisis looks like.๏ฟผ

16.02.2026 21:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 126    ๐Ÿ” 52    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

"Transmission Gully will move to a 110km/h speed limit from next week."-Chris Bishop

YOU'RE F*****G KIDDING ME,BISHOP!!!

Road works have the speed limit down to one lane,at 30KPH between Haywards interchange & Waitangirua!

Its a joke;Entire sections have been dug up on a road only FOUR YEARS OLD!

12.02.2026 01:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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OpenAI admits AI hallucinations are mathematically inevitable, not just engineering flaws In a landmark study, OpenAI researchers reveal that large language models will always produce plausible but false outputs, even with perfect data, due to fundamental statistical and computational limi...

OpenAI โ€acknowledged in its own research that LLMs will always produce hallucinations due to fundamental mathematical constraints that cannot be solved through better engineering, marking a significant admission from one of the AI industryโ€™s leading companies.โ€

You canโ€™t trust chatbots.

15.02.2026 20:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1699    ๐Ÿ” 798    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 166

McAnulty needs to step up or step out.

He has the skills and personality but just "doesn't want to"...

16.02.2026 16:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you copy something on your iPhone or Mac or iPad (text, a link, and image), you can then paste it onto any other Apple device. So copy an image on my iPhone, and then cmd-v paste it on my Mac. It's really useful.

16.02.2026 10:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anyway, if you're at MfE, they're sacking you soon. So remember: leak it all before you go. All of it.

16.02.2026 05:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 52    ๐Ÿ” 19    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thereโ€™s two things keeping me on iPhone:

iMessage
Universal clipboard

I would like to experiment with running an Android phone but those two thing, and especially iMessage, will keep me on iOS forever more.

16.02.2026 09:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"But if we acknowledged all human beings have intrinsic value and deserve to have their basic needs met, how would we keep coercing them into doing terrible jobs for bad pay to profit the billionaire class??"

16.02.2026 09:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The only real reason we can't have a UBI is it would shatter the foundations of capitalism

16.02.2026 09:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, looks like One News has an agenda, that's some egregious framing.

16.02.2026 05:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 37    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm very familiar with that walk and that's very high for the Manawatลซ. Although I saw it that high a couple of times when living in Palmy between 2018 and 2022...

16.02.2026 07:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Any chance of a follow up @henrycooke.bsky.social

16.02.2026 05:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 59    ๐Ÿ” 19    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*thumbs through a printout he acquired online in the 90s*

16.02.2026 07:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't think they need a Jacinda level person. They just need someone with a personality who actually believes in something and who can communicate. There's one person I think would fit this bill, but they need to get them in soon.

16.02.2026 07:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whenever I've used Ai to program more than a single function or section of a conf file, it's introduced more bugs that have taken longer to fix than if I'd written it myself from scratch.

16.02.2026 04:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I talk more about this over at my substack, which you can read for free here: yeehawtheboys.substack.com/p/can-we-pol...

16.02.2026 04:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Come on guys, wait until the ๐“ฃ๐“ฑ๐“ฒ๐“ป๐“ญ one-in-a-hundred year storm to hit in a couple of weeks, ๐“ฃ๐“ฑ๐“ฎ๐“ท you can bring up climate change โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ

16.02.2026 04:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 150    ๐Ÿ” 61    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Dont vent with stuff, Vote with the Greens

#nzpol

16.02.2026 04:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The race is on for someone in the #nzpol left (Greens or Labour?) to announce a โ€œsolar levyโ€ of $8.50 a year to provide the exact same outcome to kiwis as the $30 gas tax the govt is creating.

I know which Iโ€™d vote for.

Make the election a referendum on renewable energy.

Youโ€™d smash the govt.

16.02.2026 01:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 51    ๐Ÿ” 24    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

It is if sheโ€™s the grim reaper like she was with the Queen.

16.02.2026 03:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

China - installs 5GW renewable every week
UK - cues up 1.3GW new wind before 2029
Ukraine - installs 1.3GW solar in a year during war
New Zealand - Installs 45% profit margins for gas addicted cash cow gentailers

#nzpol

16.02.2026 03:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 83    ๐Ÿ” 36    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Can we please all agree to mute or block those bene bashing neolib TOP losers. All of you folks directly engaging with the TOP account need to value your time and energy more. You can't argue logic with nitwits who've convinced themselves they're the smartest person in the room.

16.02.2026 02:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Heโ€™s terrible and needs replacing before the election.

16.02.2026 02:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The plan: jab at the Greens in the media as much as possible.

16.02.2026 02:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I am pretty sure the french would be burning down parliament by now

16.02.2026 01:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The party of "We are very intelligent".

16.02.2026 01:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Trump years were dark. But in little NZ they never lost hope. For NZ had a leader of rare and inspiring character.
In the face of endless climate disaster and economic implosion, he always had just the right uplifting words:
"Welcome to IKEA"
"Welcome to State of Origin"
"Check out my Spotify"

15.02.2026 21:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 237    ๐Ÿ” 76    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

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